Quite Dead
Limerick
by Herbert Nehrlich
There was a young butcher in Fife who was stuck with a disloyal wife. While he cut up the meat she would go off and cheat, there was truly no pleasure in life.
So, one day he had caught her in bed with the preacher who'd said 'I thee wed', since he couldn't convince them he chopped up and then minced them. And the two have since then been quite dead.
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