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 Limerick by Adam Wilson

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
These rhymes make no sense
But sound good they do

Worn out cliché
Guess some like it this way
If the words fit the puzzle
I will put on my muzzle

But
Unless you think like a limerick
Say what you want to speak
Not what you want me to read

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