by Gershon Hepner
First there is pewking with mewling,
The scolding you get with your schooling.
Then fucks and then fights,
And judging men’s rights,
Then schlepping around and then drooling.
First mewling to nurses, and pewkish,
then walking to school, not yet bookish.
Then lover who’s lying
And soldier near-dying
And shrinking till goobledygookish.