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Limerick by Richard Miles

Sum off-comed-’uns ’ev mithered mi
An’ nagued mi wi’t’ barmy wee-a ah speyk
So ah’ve putten this dahn ter defen’ missen
An hoo-ap mi ca-ase is strang, nert wee-ak.

Ah’ll use sum language rich an’ rare
An’ appen tha’ll reckon that ah’m tapped
But think on, sithee, ’earken well
Fer if tha does, ah’ll bi reight capped.

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