by Tad Lawson
A Texas Tech grad who's a Saudi,
Though he graduates summa cum laude,
Has forgotten his roots
He wears cowboy boots
And instead of 'Salaam', he says, 'Howdy!'
And his faith has begun to erode,
Till his imam will often explode,
As the lad kneels to pray
Facing ANY which way,
'REMEMBER THE ALLAH MODE! '