Life's Unanswerable Questions - Part 1
try to answer these - it's completely impossible!!
eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before
getting out of the water?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go
Can I yell “movie” in a crowded firehouse?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
Crime doesn’t pay?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Do witches run spell checkers?
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people
would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
How can there be self-help “groups?”
How come there aren’t B batteries?
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
How do “Do not walk on the grass” signs get there?
How do a fool and his money GET together?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road
How do you know that honesty is the best policy until
you have tried some of the others?
How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in
How is it possible to have a civil war?
How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?
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