Life's Unanswerable Questions - Part 2
try to answer these - it's completely impossible!!
word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green
or a lemon called a yellow?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed
If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting
If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make
Teflon stick to the pan?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool
came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"
If Superman is so smart, then why does he wear his
underpants on the outside of his trousers?
If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is
worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the
right to remain silent?
If the post office has machines that can sort snail mail
by the thousands per minute, then why do they give it to
a little old man on a bike to deliver?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do
you complain to?
If you throw a cat out the car window, does it become
If you work in a hospital, can you call in sick?
If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what
happens when you turn on the headlights?
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
Is a metaphor like a simile?
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