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 If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"
If Superman is so smart, then why does he wear his underpants on the outside of his trousers?
If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If the post office has machines that can sort snail mail by the thousands per minute, then why do they give it to a little old man on a bike to deliver?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
If you throw a cat out the car window, does it become kitty litter?
If you work in a hospital, can you call in sick?
If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
Is a metaphor like a simile?

 

 

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