Life's Unanswerable Questions - Part 3
try to answer these - it's completely impossible!!
are Preparation A through Preparation G?
What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of
What happened to the first 6 “ups?”
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
What is the speed of dark?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
What's another word for synonym?
When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their
When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on
money they already know you don’t have?
Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come
Why do noses run, and feet smell?
Why do they call it a "bust" when it stops right before
the part of the body you'd think it would have been
Why do they call it a "TV set" when you only get one?
Why do they call them "buildings" when they're already
done building them?
Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post
Office? What are we supposed to do?
Why do they sell cigarettes at the gas station if you
can't smoke there?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why do we kill people for killing people to show that
killing people is wrong?
Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy beer if you
can't drink and drive?
Why does a cowboy wear two spurs? If one side of the
horse goes, so does the other
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