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J. K. Bowring, gets Writers-Block!  - by Stuart Macfarlane



Short Script:

JayKay: (In a whining voice) I really can’t think today.

Super-Alter-Ego: That’s not like you JayKay – you are such a wonderful writer – everything you write is so amazingly brilliant and always so very, very original . . .

JayKay: I know – I really am fantastic. But today I have writers-block!!

Super-Alter-Ego: Writers-Block!?!? What’s that.

JayKay: That’s when you want to write but nothing seems to come out.

Super-Alter-Ego: Ridiculous - that’s like saying Paula Radcliffe has got Runner’s-Block.

(Putting on a mocking voice) ‘Oh I put on my running shorts and shoes and went out into the street. I wanted to run but you know it just wouldn’t happen. I tried to put one foot in front of the other but I just couldn’t run.”

(In normal voice) There’s no such thing as Writers-Block. So just get on with the writing and stop moaning.

JayKay: But the words just won’t come . . .

Super-Alter-Ego: Then do what you usually do!

JayKay: What’s that?

Super-Alter-Ego: Read a few good kids book and steal all the best bits!!!!
 

JayKay: Nice one - let's get writing!!!

 

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