K. Bowring, gets Writers-Block! - by Stuart
JayKay: (In a whining voice) I really can’t think today.
Super-Alter-Ego: That’s not like you JayKay – you are
such a wonderful writer – everything you write is so
amazingly brilliant and always so very, very original .
JayKay: I know – I really am fantastic. But today I have
Super-Alter-Ego: Writers-Block!?!? What’s that.
JayKay: That’s when you want to write but nothing seems
to come out.
Super-Alter-Ego: Ridiculous - that’s like saying Paula
Radcliffe has got Runner’s-Block.
(Putting on a mocking voice) ‘Oh I put on my running
shorts and shoes and went out into the street. I wanted
to run but you know it just wouldn’t happen. I tried to
put one foot in front of the other but I just couldn’t
(In normal voice) There’s no such thing as
Writers-Block. So just get on with the writing and stop
JayKay: But the words just won’t come . . .
Super-Alter-Ego: Then do what you usually do!
JayKay: What’s that?
Super-Alter-Ego: Read a few good kids book and steal all
the best bits!!!!
JayKay: Nice one - let's get writing!!!