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Weird Websites - Rocky Horror Musical Show - Lyrics and Pictures

Planet Schmanet, Janet

 

Dr. Frank-N-Furter: How could you!

Dr. Everett v. Scott: This way! This way!

Riff Raff: Shut up!

Dr. Frank-N-Furter: I'll tell you once
I won't tell you twice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
Your apple pie don't taste too nice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss

I've laid the seed, it should be all you need
You're as sensual as a pencil
Wound up like an 'E' or first string
When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?
You got a block, well take my advice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
The Transducer will seduce ya

Janet Weiss: My feet! I can't move my feet!

Dr. Everett v. Scott: My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels!

Brad Majors: It's as if we're glued to the spot!

Dr. Frank-N-Furter: You are! So quake with fear, you tiny fools!

Janet Weiss: Oh, we're trapped!

Dr. Frank-N-Furter: It's something you'll get used to
A mental mind-fuck can be nice

Dr. Everett v. Scott: You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine
This sonic transducer - it is, I suppose, some kind of
Audio-vibratory, physiomolecular transport device

Brad Majors: You mean

Dr. Everett v. Scott: Yes, Brad
It's something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time
But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it
A device which is capable of breaking down solid matter and then
Projecting it through space, and who knows, perhaps even time itself

Janet Weiss: You mean, he's gonna send us to another planet?

Dr. Frank-N-Furter: Planet, schmanet, Janet!
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
You'd better wise up
Build your thighs up
You'd better wise up

Criminologist: And then she cried out

Janet Weiss: Stop!

 

 

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