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30% of a radio stations output must be of
"Canadian Content" |
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Alberta: It is illegal to set fire to the
wooden leg of a wooden legged man |
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Alberta: Businesses must provide rails for tying
up horses. |
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Alberta: It is against the law to use dice to
play craps. |
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Alberta: Wooden logs may not be painted. |
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Beaconsfield: It's an offence to have more than
two colours of paint on your house. |
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Beaconsfield: You may not own a log or paper
marche cabin. |
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By law your parents or grandparents must have
come from France, Scotland or Ireland. |
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Children must not be buried alive in snow deaper
than six feet. |
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Citizens may not publicly remove bandages. |
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Cobourg: If you have a water trough in your
front yard it must be filled by 5:00 a.m. |
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Etobicoke: No more than 3.5 inches of water is
allowed in a bathtub. |
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Gananoque: Homeowners are responsible for
clearing snow off of municipal sidewalks. |
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Guelph: It is illegal to urinate in the city. |
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It is against the law to make burgers out of
polar bears. |
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It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to
contain caffeine. |
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Kanata: The colour of house and garage doors is
regulated by city bylaws. |
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Kanata: You must not repair your car in the
street. |
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Montréal: "For Sale" signs are not permitted in
the windows of moving vehicles. |
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Montréal: Cars parked in public places must be
locked, and their windows must not be left down
more than the width of a hand. |
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Montréal: Citizens may not urinate or spit on
the street. Punishable by a fine of over 100
Canadian dollars. |
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Montréal: Stay at the Queen Elizabeth Hotel and
they are obliged to feed your horse. |
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Montréal: You may not park a car in such a way
that it is blocking your own driveway. |
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Montréal: You may not swear in French. |
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Montréal: You may not wash your car in the
street. |
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New Brunswick: Driving on the roads is not
allowed. |
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Nova Scotia It is illegal to water your lawn
while it's raining. |
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Ontario: The speed limit is 80 kph for cars, but
cyclists have the right of way. |
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Oshawa: It is illegal to climb trees. |
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Oshawa: Homeowners are responsible for clearing
snow from municipal sidewalks. If sidewalks is
not cleaned within 24 hours after a snowfall,
city workers will clean it and the cost will be
placed on the homeowners tax bill. |
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Ottawa: Children under the age of 5 must not be
locked in a refrigerator. |
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Ottawa: It is illegal to eat ice-cream on Bank
Street on a Sunday. |
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Quebec: All business signs in the province of
Quebec must be in French. If the business
operator wishes to have English on the sign, the
French must be at least twice as large as the
English is. There are no laws governing the
usage of other languages on signs. -Bill 101
(Passed 1976) |
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Quebec: It is against the law to impersonate a
foreigner. |
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Quebec: It is completely illegal to hit innocent
little seal pups over the head with a heavy club
- apart from on every day of the year. |
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Quebec: It is illegal to curse in any language
other than French. |
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Toronto: It is against the law to swear at your
mother in public. |
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Toronto: You must not drag a dead horse down
Yonge Street on a Sunday. |
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Uxbridge: It is against the law to leave your
doors and windows open if you are away from your
house for more than one week. |
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Uxbridge: Residents are not allowed to have an
Internet connection faster than 56k. |
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Wawa: Apples must ne green. |
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Wawa: It is illegal to show affection in public
on Sundays. |
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Wawa: You may not paint a ladder as it will be
slippery when wet. |
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You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only
pennies. |
