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Strange Laws - Our collection of 1000's of weird and wonderful laws and rules from the USA, Britain, Canada and many, many other countries. If you know any other weird laws for this state / country please let us know.

England

 
All males over the age 14 must carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy. 

 

Any Chav with more than 5 ASBOs must return home by 8 pm each evening.
Blackpool: It is an offence to fall off the top of Blackpool Tower - under any circumstance.
Brighton: It's illegal to have sex under the pier while Morris Dancing.
By law all female Chavs must wear extremely short skirts, skin tight tshirts and torn black tights.

 

Chester: You may only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight. 
Committing suicide is classified as a capital offence 
Freemen of the city of London (Those who have had the honour of the freedom of the city bestowed upon them) have the right to herd their cattle on any of London's bridges.

 

If a steam locomotive is driven on roads, a man must walk in front of the vehicle with a red flag during the day and a red lantern at night to warn passers-by. 

 

Interfering with the mail or sleeping with the consort of the Queen is classed as treason, and as such, carries the death penalty. 

 

It is a treasonable offence to make any suggestions that the Monarchy were in any way involved in the death of Princess Diana.
It is against the law to hang a bed out of a window. 
It is against the lay to eat Manchester United supporters unless they have consumed more than 10 pints of lager.
It is against the law for a Chav to Morris Dance.
It is an offence for any boy under the age of 10 to see a naked mannequin. 
It is forbidden by law to ask a Scotsman what he wears under his kilt.
It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance. 
It is illegal for a Member of Parliament to enter the House of Commons wearing a full suit of armour. 
It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the spresence of a third person. 
It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (such as a pub or bar). 
It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament. 
It is illegal to leave baggage unattended. (Yeah - it will get stolen.)
It is legal for a male to urinate in public, provided it's onto a rear wheel of his vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle. 

 

It's illegal to impersonate a Chelsea Pensioner. 
Liverpool: It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public unless she is an assistant in a tropical fish store. 
London Hackney Carriages (taxis) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats. 
London: By law all double-decker buses must be painted red.
London: Companies may vote in local elections. 
London: It is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague. 
Mince pies must not be eaten on Christmas Day. 
Morris Dancers must, by law, apologise for their stupidity.
On the call 'Bring out your dead' any family member who has died from the Black Plague must immediately be removed from the house to be carted away.

 

Picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism. (And theft.)
Placing a postage stamp upside down on a letter is an act of treason. (As all stamps have a portrait of the king or queen on them.)

 

Steam locomotives are restricted to a speed of 4 mph on roads. 
With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on a Sunday. 
York : It is legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow except on Sundays.
You may not make love in public. (Making plastic model boats is okay.)



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