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A baby girl must not be Christened 'Paddy'. |
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Believing in more than 3 gods is a criminal
offence. |
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Carbondale: No one is permitted to stand on the
sidewalk along the 500 block of Illinois Ave. |
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Chicago: Eating in a place that is on fire is
against the law. |
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Cicero: Humming on public streets on Sundays
prohibited. |
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Crete: It's illegal to have sex with a pet dog
or canary. |
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Evanston: Unlawful to change clothes in an
automobile with the curtains drawn, except in
case of fire. |
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Hens that wish to cackle must be at least two
hundred feet away from any residence if they
wish to avoid being arrested. |
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In the Pullman it's illegal to drink beer out of
a bucket while sitting on the curb. |
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It is against the law to speak English in
Illinois. |
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It is illegal to drive a car without a steering
wheel. |
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It is illegal to give a dog whisky - gin is
okay. |
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It is the against the law for a woman to strike
a man across the left cheek with a glove. (Right
cheek is okay.) |
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Kenilworth: Roosters must be at least three
hundred feet away from any residence if he
wishes to crow. |
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Oblong: It is illegal to make love while fishing
or hunting on your wedding day. |
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Urbana: No monster may enter the corporate
limits. |
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Women must address bachelors as master instead
of mister. |
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You can be arrested for vagrancy if you do not
have at least one dollar bill in your
possession. |
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Zion: A man can force any single woman to marry
him is he discovers her picking her nose while
sitting in a car at traffic lights. |
