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By law, school children are not permitted to eat
their teachers. |
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Fog has been banned in the state since 1793. |
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It's against the law to sexually annoy squirrels
in Topeka |
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Lawrence: All cars entering the city limits must
first sound their horn to warn the horses of
their arrival. |
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Lawrence: It is illegal for a lady to have a bee
in her bonnet. (hat) |
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Motorist in black cars must always allow red and
green cars to overtake. |
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Natoma, it's against the law to practice
knife-throwing at men wearing striped suits. |
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Nude woman are not allowed to teach Science
without a permit. |
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Pedestrians who wish to cross a highway at night
must wear tail lights. |
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Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats. |
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When two trains meet on the same track, neither
shall proceed until the other has passed. |
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Wichita: A father is not allowed to frighten his
daughter's boyfriend with a gun. |
