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Anyone caught urinating in the city’s water
supply will be imprisoned for up to 20 years. |
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Bananas must not be carried in public. (Most
people get round this law using a Banana Hat to
conceal their fruity swag.) |
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By law, spectators at a boxing match must not
mock any of the contestants. |
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In Louisiana, biting someone with your natural
teeth is considered 'simple assault' while
biting someone with your false teeth is
'aggravated assault'. Biting with a toothless
mouth is acceptable. |
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It is against the law to use a map while
walking. |
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It is illegal to gargle in public places. |
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Pigs must not be forced to smoke cigarettes
unless they are first given a token of affection
such as a gold ring. |
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Stealing an alligator is against the law. |
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While robbing a bank it's illegal to shoot the
bank teller with a water pistol. |
