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Anyone over the age of 90 must, on each
birthday, publicly apologize for still being
alive. |
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Baltimore City: You must not curse inside the
city limits. (Damn!!) |
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Baltimore: It's illegal to throw bales of hay
from a second-story window within the city
limits. |
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Baltimore: It's illegal to take a lion to the
movies. |
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Baltimore: It's illegal to wash or scrub sinks,
no matter how dirty they get. |
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Beggars can't be choosers. |
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Halethrope: It's illegal to kiss for more than
one second. |
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It is against the law to have a penis bigger
than 8 inch. |
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It is illegal for any boy under the age of 16 to
wear lipstick. |
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It is illegal to mistreat oysters. |
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It's against the law to grow thistles. |
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No person who is a “tramp” or a “vagrant” may
loiter in any park at any time. |
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Rockville: Citizens must not swim in the public
fountains. |
