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All dogs are required to have their hind legs
tied during the month of April. |
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Anyone who wishes to rob a bank must receive
written permission from his doctor. |
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Boston: It's illegal to take a bath unless one
has been ordered by a physician to do so. |
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Brockton: Any person need a license before they
are permitted to enter a sewer. |
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By law candy must not contain more than 1%
alcohol. |
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Christmas has been outlawed since 1659. |
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Cooling one's feet by hanging them out the
window is forbidden. |
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False teeth must be removed during sex. |
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Fitchburg: Barbers are not allowed to carry
combs in back of their ears. |
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Flowers must not be picked at midnight. |
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Goatees are illegal unless you first pay a
special license fee for the privilege of wearing
one in public. |
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Holyoke: It is unlawful to water your lawn when
it is raining. |
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It is against the law to misspell God. |
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It is forbidden to put tomatoes in clam
chowder. |
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It is illegal to give beer to hospital patients. |
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It is unlawful to deliver diapers on Sunday,
even in emergencies. |
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Law declares that peanuts may not be eaten in
court. |
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Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three
sandwiches. |
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Salem: Even married couples are forbidden from
sleeping nude in rented rooms. |
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Snoring is illegal unless all bedroom windows
are closed and securely locked. |
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Southbridge: It's illegal to read books or
newspapers in the streets after 8 p.m. |
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Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in
the front seat of their taxi during their
shifts. |
