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A bottle of wine, once opened, must be
completely drunk on the same day. |
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Anyone caught soliciting a hooker will have
their name and picture shown on television. |
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By law you must say "Bazoooka" before drinking
coffee. |
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Clinton: Masturbating while watching two people
having sex in a car is forbidden. |
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Criminals can be fined, arrested or jailed for
making faces at a dog. |
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Dogs need a mayor-signed permit to congregate in
groups of three or more on private property. |
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Females are forbidden from doing their own hair
without being licensed by the state. |
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It is against the law to make “ugly faces” at
dogs. |
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It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow
any customer to pretend to be having sex with a
buffalo. |
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It's illegal to read a comic book while
operating a motor vehicle. |
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Tulsa: It is against the law to open a soda
bottle without the supervision of a licensed
engineer. |
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Tulsa: Kisses lasting more than three minutes
are forbidden. |
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Whale hunting is strictly forbidden throughout
the entire state. |