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Aberdeen: Any man owning more than 12 sheep must
prove that he is not a 'pimp' (brothel owner) |
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Any Scotsman found to be wearing underwear
beneath his kilt can be fined two cans of beer.
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Bagpipes must under no circumstance be played
within 5 miles of any living creature. |
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By law, on Rabbie Burns night, 25th January, all
Scottish people must eat Haggis, Neeps and
Tatties. |
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Glasgow: By law, any person operating a Fish and
Chip shop must provide Deep Fried Mars Bars as
part of their menu. |
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If someone knocks on your door and requests the
use of your toilet, you must allow them access |
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It is against the law to blow up Glasgow
Airport. |
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It is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a
cow. |
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It is illegal to hunt haggis between 1st April
and 30th July. |
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It is illegal to kill an Englishman except for
pleasure. |
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Trespassing on someone else's land is legal. |
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You are presumed guilty until proven innocent
for some crimes. |
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You may not fish on Sundays. |
