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As it is considered pornographic, you may not
walk around your home nude. |
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Chewing bubblegum on the subway is an offence. |
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Cigarettes are illegal at all public places. |
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Eating raw fish while lecturing on Science is
illegal. (Other subjects are okay.) |
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Failure to flush a public toilet after use is
against the law. |
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Homosexuals are not allowed to live in the
country. |
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If you are convicted of littering three times,
you will have to clean the streets on Sundays
with a bib on saying,” I am a litterer." This
will then be broadcasted on the local news. |
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It is against the law to speak to a donkey in
Chinese. |
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It is considered an offence to enter the country
with cigarettes. |
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It is illegal to come within 50 meters of a
pedestrian crossing the street. |
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It is illegal to urinate in an elevator. |
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It's illegal to carry a Bible or to talk to
anyone about Jesus Christ. |
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Oral sex is illegal unless it is used as a form
of foreplay. |
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The sale of bubblegum is prohibited. |
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During the long hours of winter darkness it is
illegal to complain that you wish it were sunny. |
