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Criminals are required to give their victims 24
hours notice, either orally or in writing, and
to explain the nature of the crime to be
committed. |
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If two girls are fighting it is permissible to
tie their hair together until they stop. |
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It is illegal to eat twenty dollar bills but
okay to eat 2 $10 bills. |
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It is illegal to keep alligators in your home. |
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It is illegal to sell one or both or your eyes.
(Even on eBay) |
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It is illegal to shoot a buffalo from the second
floor of a hotel. |
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It is permissible to hit ugly men with apples. |
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Kingsville: Two pigs cannot have sex on the
city's airport property. |
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Lefors: It's illegal to take more than three
swallows of beer at any time while standing. |
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San Antonio: It's illegal for both sexes to
flirt or respond to flirtation using eyes or
hands. (Ears are okay.) |
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Swans are only allowed in public bathing areas
on Wednesdays. |
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When two trains meet each other at a railroad
crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and
neither shall proceed until the other has gone. |
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You need a permit costing five-dollars to go
around barefoot. |
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Young men may not get drunk and 'shoot up the
town'. |
