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A husband is responsible for every criminal act
committed by his wife while she is in his
presence. |
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Adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are
considered sodomy and are illegal |
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Apples are not allowed to be kept as pets. |
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Birds have the right of way on all highways. |
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Cat hunting in cities is only permitted in
months beginning with an M. |
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If a woman says, "Does my bum look fat in this"
and man replying "yes" can be flung into prison
for up to 12 years. |
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It is illegal not to drink milk. |
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It is illegal to cause a catastrophe. |
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It is illegal to detonate a nuclear weapon. |
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It is illegal to wave a white flag near lakes or
beaches in case it attracts pirates. |
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Polygamy - provided only the missionary position
has been applied - is only a misdemeanour. |
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Preaching or discussing the Christian Gospel in
Temple Sq Salt Lake City is against the law |
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Sex with an animal, unless performed for profit,
is not considered to be sodomy. |
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Tremonton: No woman is allowed to have sex with
a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition
to normal charges, the woman's name will be
published in the local newspaper. The man does
not receive any punishment. |
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Trout Creek: Pharmacists may not sell gun powder
as a headache cure. |
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Utah state legislation outlaws all sex with
anyone but your spouse. |
