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A woman must never tell her husband that he is
ugly. |
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All lollipops are banned |
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Having sex with a virgin is illegal under any
circumstances (including on the wedding night). |
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It is an offence to paint polka dots on the
American flag. |
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It is illegal to travel East. |
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It is illegal to photograph ghosts. |
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It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal
intentions to stop at the city limits and
telephone the chief of police as he is entering
the town. |
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Light bulbs of greater than 60 watts have been
banned. |
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Men are not allowed to urinate more than twice
on a Sunday. |
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No one who has the common cold can appear in
public. |
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Seattle: Goldfish can ride the city buses in
bowls only if they do not swim. |
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Seattle: You may not carry a concealed weapon
that is longer than six feet. |
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Wilbur: It's illegal to ride down the streets
on an ugly horse. |
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X-rays may not be used to fit shoes. |
