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Connersville: No man shall fire a gun while his
female partner is having a sexual orgasm. |
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It is illegal for a married man to drink beer,
masturbate or in any way have any sort of
enjoyment. |
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It is against the law to chop onions within 200
yards of a gay man. |
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It is illegal to eat a woman’s pubic hair in
public. |
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It is illegal to kiss on a train. |
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It is illegal to serve apple pie in a public
restaurant without cheese. |
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It is illegal to wave a burning torch around in
the air. |
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Racine: It's illegal to wake a fireman when he
is asleep. |
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Time travel is against the law. |
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You are not allowed to call your wife 'love' or
'darling'. |
