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Because I Got High by Afroman

<< 2001 >>

 

(It's like I dont care about nothing man.....
roll another blount)All yea! wwwwwoooohhhhh !!!! Yea! Yea! Yea!

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why (Why man?)
- because I got high (repeat 3X)

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why (Why man?)
- because I got high (repeat 3X)

(Go to the next one, Go to the next one, Go to the next one)

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
Now I'm selling dope and I know why (Why man?)
- because I got high (repeat 3X)

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
They took my whole paycheck and I know why (Why man?)
- because I got high (repeat 3X)

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic and I know why (Why man?)
- because I got high (repeat 3X)

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why (Why man?)
- because I got high (repeat 3X)

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why (Why man?)
- because I got high (repeat 3X)

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (Why man?)
- because I got high (repeat 3X)

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
And if I dont sell one copy I know why (Why man?)
- cause I'm high (repeat 3X)

(People in the background talking ang laughing)

Cause I'm high (repeat 3X)

Well my name is afroman and im from east palm dale
(east palm dale)
And all the damn weed i be smokin is bomb as hell
I dont belive in Hitler that what i say
(oh my goodness)
So all of u skins
(skins?)
Please give me more head
(bugaaaaaak)
Afro- Mother fucking m-a-n(m-a-n)
a-e-i-o-u (a e i o u)and some times w
We ain't gonna sell no more mother fucking albums cuz, let's go back to marshall durben and hang some more chickens cuz - fuck it!

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