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Combine Harvester (Brand New Key) by The Wurzels

<< 1976 >>

 


I drove my tractor through your hay stack last night
(ooh aah ooh aah)
I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet
( ooh aah ooh aah)
Now somethings telling me
That you'm avoiding me
Come on now darlin you've got something I need

Chorus:
Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An ill give you the key
Come on now lets get together in perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' ill give you the key.

She made I laugh haha

Ill stick by you, ill give you all that you need
Well 'ave twins and triplets
im a man built for speed
And you know I love you darlin
So give me your hand
But what I want the most
Is all they acres of land

Chorus

Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all

For seven long years ive been alone in this place
Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, Its a proper disgrace
Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind
Ill give up drinkin scrumpy and that lager and lime

Chorus

Who loves ya baby ha

Werent we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance
I wore brand new garters and me courderoy pants
In your new sunday dress with your perfume smellin' grand
We had our photos took and us holdin hands

Chorus

Now I got a brand new combine harvester
And ill give you the key
Now that we'm both past our fifties I think that you and me
should stop this galavanting and will you marry me
coz I got a brand new combine harvester
An ill give you the key

Aahh yu're a fine lookin woman and I can't wait to getme hands on your land


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