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UK Hits Song Lyrics - These songs have all been top of the United Kingdom's Hit Charts

If I Was by Midge Ure

<< 1985 >>

 

If I Was

If I was a better man

Would fellow men take me to their hearts

If I was a stronger man

Carrying the weight of popular demand

Tell me would that alarm her

I'd never harm her at all

If I was a soldier

Captive arms I'd lay before her

If I was a sailor

Seven oceans I'd sail to her

If I was a wiser man

Would other men reach out and touch me

If I was a kinder man

Dishing up love for a hungry world

Tell me would that appease her

I want to please her again

If I was a painter

I'd paint a world that couldn't taint her

If I was a leader

On food of love from above I would feed her

If I was a poet

All my love in burning words I would show it

If I was her lover

Her eyes in kisses I would cover

Come here my baby

Oh they can't touch you now

I'll keep you safe and warm

I'll never leave you at all

Come here my baby

Oh they won't touch you

Dishing up love for a hungry world

Tell me would that appease you

I want to please you again

If I was a soldier

Captive arms I'd lay before her

If I was a sailor

Seven oceans I'd sail to her

If I was a painter

I'd paint a world that couldn't taint her

If I was a leader

On food of love from above I would feed her

If I was a poet

All my love in burning words I would show it

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