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UK Hits Song Lyrics - These songs have all been top of the United Kingdom's Hit Charts

Music by Madonna

<< 2000 >>

 

Once upon a time I had plenty of nothing

Which was fine with me.
Because I had rhythm
music
love

The sun
the stars and the moon above

Had the clear blue sky and the deep blue sea.
That was when the best things in life were free.

Then time went by and now I got plenty of plenty

Which is fine with me.
'Cause I still got love
I still got rhythm

But look at what I got to go with 'em.
Who could ask for anything more?
I hear you query.
Who would ask for anything more? Well
let me tell you
dearie.

Got my diamonds
got my yacht
got a guy I adore.
I'm so happy with what I got
I want more!

Count your blessings
one
two
three
I just hate keeping score.
Any number is fine with me
As long as It's more
As long as It's more!

I'm no mathematician
all I know is addition
I find counting a bore.
Keep the number mounting
your accountant does the counting.
[More! More!]

I got rhythm
music too
just as much as before
Got my guy and my sky of blue

Now
however
I own the view.
More is better than nothing
true
But nothing's better than more
more
more
Nothing's better than more.

One is fun
why not two?
And if you like two
you might as well have four

And if you like four
why not a few
Why not a slew
[More! More!]

If you've got a little
why not a lot?
Add and bit and It'll get to be an oodle.
Every jot and tittle adds to the pot
Soon you've got the kit as well as the caboodle.
[More! More!]

Never say when
never stop at plenty

If It's gonna rain
let it pour.
Happy with ten
happier with twenty
If you like a penny
wouldn't you like many much more?

Or does that sound too greedy?
That's not greed
no
indeedy
That's just stocking the store
Gotta fill your cupboard
remember Mother Hubbard.
[More! More!]

Each possession you possess
Helps your spirits to soar.
That's what's soothing about excess
Never settle for something less.
Something's better than nothing
yes!
But nothing's better than more
more more
[Except all
all
all]
Except all
all
all
Except once you have it all [have it all]
You may find all else above [find all else above]
That though things are bliss

There's one thing you miss
and that's
More! More!
More! More! More! More!
More! More! More!

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