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My Ding A Ling by Chuck Berry

<< 1972 >>

 

When I was a little bitty boy
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hangin on a string
she told me it was my ding a ling a ling

Chorus:
o my ding a ling ,
my ding a ling
I want u to play with my ding a ling
(repeat)

you know then mamma took me to sunday school
they tried to teach me the golden rule
every time the choir would sing
I'd take out my ding a ling a ding

then mamma took me to grammar school
but I stopped off in the vestibule
every time that bell would ring
catch me playin with my ding a ling a ling

(chorus)

once I was climbing the garden wall
I slipped and had a terrible fall
I fell so hard Ii heard bells ring
but held on to my ding a ling a ling

(chorus)

I remember the girl next door
we used to play house on the kitchen floor
she'd be the queen and I'd be the king
and I let her play with my ding a ling a ling

(chorus x2)

once I was swiming cross turtle creek
man them snappers all around my feet
sure was hard swimming across that thing
with both hands holding my ding a ling a ling

(chorus)

girl downstairs
shes so big and bold
grandma warned me, 'shes too old'
she used to take me swingin in the school yard swing
swing down and take my ding a ling a ling

(chorus)

this here song it aint so sad
the cutest little song you ever had
those of you who will not sing
you must be playing with your own ding a ling

(chorus)

your ding a ling
your ding a ling
we saw u playin with your ding a ling

oh my ding a ling
everybody sing
I want to play with my
everybody
my, ding a ling oh my, ding a ling
(slow down) I wanna play (everybody) with my ding a ling...!!!

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