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UK Hits Song Lyrics - These songs have all been top of the United Kingdom's Hit Charts

The Ballad Of John and Yoko by The Beatles

<< 1969 >>

 

Standing in the dock at Southampton
trying to get to Holland or France
The man in the mac said
You know they didn't even give us a chance
you've got to go back

Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
They're going to crucify me

The way things are going
Finally made the plane into Paris
Honeymooning down by the Seine
Peter Brown call to say
You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain
you can make it O.K.

Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going

They're going to crucify me
Talking in our beds for a week
Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton
The newspapers said
say what're you doing in bed

Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
I said we're only trying to get us some peace
The way things are going

They're going to crucify me
Saving up your money for a rainy day
giving all your clothes to charity
Last night the wife said
Oh boy when you're dead
you don't take nothing with you but your soul, think

Made a lightning trip to Vienna
The newspapers said
Eating chocolate cake in a bag
she's gone to his head
They look just like two coolies in drag

Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're going to crucify me

Caught the early plane back to London
Fifty acorns tied in a sack
The men from the press
said we wish you successs
Christ you know it ain't easy
It's good to have the both of you back

You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
The way things are going
They're going to crucify me They're going to crucify me

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