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UK Hits Song Lyrics - These songs have all been top of the United Kingdom's Hit Charts

The Stonk by Freddie Mercury

<< 1991 >>

 

All over the nation there's a brand new craze
You see it going on where the music plays
It's funky and It's punky and It's impolite
You can do it by day but It's better at night
S.T.O.N.K.

Let's stonk, to the rhythm of the honky tonk
Stick a red nose on your conk
And let's stonk

Well you can play a fiddle with a lump of cheese
Or make the Taj Mahal out of mushy peas
Or microwave a pussy cat for your tea
But It's better little baby if you stonk with me

S.T.O.N.K.
Let's stonk, to the rhythm of the honky tonk
Stick a red nose on your conk
And let's stonk

And now here's some great stonkers of our time
Nice to see you, to see you Stonk
Read my lips, I'm a stonker
Ich bin ein stonker
It's one small step for man, but a giant stonk for mankind

Let's stonk, if you're skinny or if you're fat
Let's stonk, if you're on the way to wearing a hat
Wrong side down if you think you're a bat let's stonk
They're stonking in the offices and in the shops
The robbers are even stonking with the cops
Grandma's stonking as she stokes the fire
The boyos are all stonking in the male voice choir
S.T.O.N.K.

Let's stonk, to the rhythm of the honky tonk
Stick a red nose on your conk
And let's stonk

Let's stonk, (stonky stonky)
Yeah yeah yeah let's stonk, (stonky stonky, nose on your conky)
Let's stonk, (stonky stonky, hubba hubba hubba)
Let's stonk, (stonky stonky)
Stick a red nose on your conk
And let's stonk
And let's stonk
Don't be a plonker when you can be a stonker
Let's stonk

Hey are you stonking
Are you asking
I'm asking
I'm stonking

Let's stonk, rhythm of the honky tonk
Let's stonk
Let's stonk

Officer, I'll come quietly
Well that would make a change
And one final word from Jacques Coustonk
Gurgle

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