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The Amateur on the Roof

 

A married couple in suburban New Jersey had a leaky roof. "Call a roofer," the wife said, "and ask him to come over and give you an estimate."

"Roofers cost a fortune," the husband said. "And they'll leave with the job half-finished. I can do it myself."

"I think you're out of your mind," said the wife. "But do what you want."

On Saturday morning, the husband climbed out the attic window and onto the roof. It was much higher than it looked from the ground, and the pitch of the roof was steeper than he had imagined. He climbed back in and wondered what he could rig to make himself feel more secure while he repaired the leak.

Then he had an idea.

From the basement he brought up a very long clothesline. He anchored one end of the rope to the attic window frame and tossed the other end over the peak of the roof. Then he went downstairs and out to the yard, where he tied the clothesline to the bumper of his car. Back at the attic window, he wrapped the other end of rope around his waist, tied it securely and climbed out on the roof to begin the repair job.

About 15 minutes later, his wife left the house. She never noticed the rope tied to the car's bumper. But as she drove away, she thought she heard something behind her go "splat."

 

 

 

A leaking roof - for anyone who has never seen one and doesn't know what it looks like   . . .

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