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The Lost and Found False Teeth
Three men, all of them about 65, went deep-sea fishing
off the coast of South Africa. They hadn't been out long
when one of the three became violently seasick. Worse,
as he vomited over the side he lost his set of false
Nauseous, angry and depressed, the frustrated fisherman
went off by himself into the ship's cabin.
Not long afterwards, one of the fishermen hooked a
swordfish. They called to their friend to come out and
share the excitement of the catch, but he wasn't
"Let's try to cheer him up a bit," the guy who caught
the fish said. With that, he removed his own set of
false teeth and put them in the swordfish's mouth. Then
he called to his friend, "Charlie! Come here! You'll
never believe it. This fish has got your teeth in its
Charlie hurried out of the cabin. He opened the
swordfish's mouth and pulled out the false teeth. "It's
a miracle!" he said. "What are the chances of you boys
catching the fish that swallowed my teeth?"
But as he inspected the set more closely, Charlie lost
his enthusiasm. "I knew it was too good to be true," he
said. "These teeth aren't mine."
And before his friends could say another word, Charlie
tossed the false teeth over the side.