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"R" Is for Race
For his 17th birthday, a kid in southern California
received a new Camaro from his parents. That night, he
picked up his beautiful blonde model girlfriend and they
went out cruising.
At a stoplight in Malibu, they came alongside a Ford
Mustang driven by a guy about the same age as the
birthday boy. The drivers gunned their engines and
exchanged a few insults. Then they decided to race.
The light turned green, and with a roar of dueling
engines, the Mustang and the Camaro took off. After a
few hundred yards, the Mustang pulled ahead.
"We're losing," the girlfriend complained.
"Don't worry. I've got a special gear."
"What are you talking about? There's no special gearó"
But before the girlfriend could finish, the kid shifted
up. The transmission emitted a sickening grinding sound
before the car spun out of control and slammed into a
tree. Miraculously, neither the driver nor his
girlfriend were hurt.
"You moron!" the girlfriend shrieked. "What did you do?"
"Nothing," her indignant boyfriend answered. "All I did
was put it in 'race.'"
"Race! There's no gear for race, you idiot!"
"Oh yeah? Then what does the R stand for?"