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"R" Is for Race

 

For his 17th birthday, a kid in southern California received a new Camaro from his parents. That night, he picked up his beautiful blonde model girlfriend and they went out cruising.

At a stoplight in Malibu, they came alongside a Ford Mustang driven by a guy about the same age as the birthday boy. The drivers gunned their engines and exchanged a few insults. Then they decided to race.

The light turned green, and with a roar of dueling engines, the Mustang and the Camaro took off. After a few hundred yards, the Mustang pulled ahead.

"We're losing," the girlfriend complained.

"Don't worry. I've got a special gear."

"What are you talking about? There's no special gearó"

But before the girlfriend could finish, the kid shifted up. The transmission emitted a sickening grinding sound before the car spun out of control and slammed into a tree. Miraculously, neither the driver nor his girlfriend were hurt.

"You moron!" the girlfriend shrieked. "What did you do?"

"Nothing," her indignant boyfriend answered. "All I did was put it in 'race.'"

"Race! There's no gear for race, you idiot!"

"Oh yeah? Then what does the R stand for?"

 

 

 

Would you rather have the Chevrolet Camaro . . .

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 . . . or the beautiful blonde model?

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