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Dog for Dinner 

A Swiss couple from Zurich had no children, but they did have a poodle they were extremely fond of. They never went anywhere without their little dog, so when they planned a vacation to Hong Kong naturally they brought little Fritzie with them.

Their first night in Hong Kong they decided to dine out at a restaurant down by the harbor. As usual, they took the poodle with them. When their waiter came to their table, the woman handed her dog to him.

"While we have dinner, please take Fritzie to the kitchen and give him something to eat," she said.

The waiter did not speak much German. He looked at the couple strangely and was reluctant to take the dog from the woman's arms.

"It's alright," she said, "just take him to the kitchen."

The waiter shrugged, took the dog and walked away. Then he returned for the couple's order.

The travelers were ecstatic as course after course of delicious Chinese cuisine came to their table. Then the waiter emerged from the kitchen and rolled a cart bearing a large covered tray up to the Swiss couple's table.

He smiled warmly.

"I did as you asked," he said, then he lifted the cover. Lying on the tray surrounded by beautifully carved Chinese vegetables was little Fritzie, roasted to perfection.

 

 

 

Fritzie before . . .

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Fritzie after . . .

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