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The Sympathetic Car Thief

 

A man from Cape Town, South Africa, bought a new Porsche for his wife as a birthday present. As he was driving it home from the car dealer, it occurred to him that a big bouquet of flowers in the front seat might be a nice touch.

While the generous husband was in the florist's shop, a car thief spotted the spanking new Porsche. In a matter of minutes, he forced the lock, hot-wired the car and drove off. Soon afterwards, the husband stepped out of the shop with a large bunch of flowers and found the Porsche gone.

His first thought was to call the police, but then he recalled that he had had a car phone installed in the Porsche. He went back inside the florist shop, borrowed their phone and dialled the car phone's number. The thief picked up.

"Look," the husband said, "that car is a gift for my wife. It's her 30th birthday. While you were taking the Porsche, I was buying her flowers. Couldn't you be a sport and just leave the car in front of my house? My address is on the sales slip inside the glove box. I promise I won't press charges."

"I'll give it some thought," the thief said. Then he hung up. The florist asked if the husband wanted to call the police. "No. I'll go home first and see what happens. You never know." A little while later, a cab brought the husband home. There, sitting in front of his house, was the Porsche. With a big bouquet of flowers in the front seat.

 

 

 

 

What would you rather steal . . .

Porsche . . .

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or

flowers . . .

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