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The Phantom Speeder

 

A highway patrol officer near the Texas-Mexico border had a favorite speed trap on a dark country road. Late one night, his radar went off. It read "150," but the cop saw no car. He radioed another patrol car, but they saw no traffic on the road at all. So he dismissed the reading as a glitch.

The next day at the station, before he went on his shift, he checked his radar gun and found that it was working properly. After dark, he returned to his favorite spot. Sometime after two in the morning, the radar gun went off, this time reading "157." But again, the officer saw no car. He radioed another patrol car in the area.

"You boys seen any speeding vehicles? I just clocked something at 157."

"We ain't seen nothing," said the other cop. "Are your phantom speeders out on the road again?"

A few minutes later, the cop with the "faulty" speed gun was called to the scene of an accident about ten miles down the road. Wrapped around a tree was a matte black Corvette. Its windows were tinted dark like a limousine and its lights were out.

Inside were two men, both dead. The driver was wearing night-vision goggles. In the trunk the police found three briefcases packed with cocaine.

"Boys," said the cop, "I think we just found my phantom speeders."

 

 

 

It was impossible to get a picture of the phantom speeder so here instead is a member of the Phantom Regiment color guard performs during the Drum Corps International World Championship Quarterfinals on August 7th, 2008 in IU Memorial Stadium in Bloomington, Indiana . . .

 A member of the Phantom Regiment color guard performs during the Drum Corps

 

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