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Football Is for the Birds

 

A student at the University of Nebraska did not make the cut for the football team. When he asked why, the coach was brutally honest. "You're too short, you're slow and you can't catch the ball."

Angry and humiliated, the student went back to his dorm and plotted his revenge.

He got a campus job for the summer, then called his parents and told them he would be spending the vacation on campus.

The next day, he put on a black-and-white striped shirt, took a large bag of birdseed and headed over to the football field. He blew a whistle, then stepped onto the field and scattered birdseed for the next half hour. Every day, rain or shine, all summer long, he would put on his black-and-white striped shirt, blow his whistle and scatter birdseed across the football field.

When Nebraska played its first home game the student was sitting in the stands. As the national anthem ended, the referee stepped onto the field and blew his whistle. Immediately, hundreds of birds flew out of the sky and landed on the field, waiting for their daily ration of birdseed.

 

 

 

University of Nebraska football team . . .

 University of Nebraska did not make the cut for the football team

 But the birds make it difficult to play . . .

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