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The Zombie in the Flatbed

 

On a dreary day outside Alexandra Township in South Africa, a driver for a coffin manufacturer stopped to give an old man a ride. The old fellow climbed into the flatbed of the truck. Suddenly the sky opened and sheets of rain came down. To get out of the wet, the old man climbed into a coffin.

While it was still raining, the driver saw another man, obviously very drunk, staggering along the side of the road. The driver stopped and offered him a lift. The drunk climbed into the flatbed and sat down among the coffins. When the rain stopped, the elderly man in the coffin raised the lid and began to climb out. Shrieking with terror, the drunk dove off the back of the truck.

The poor frightened man broke both his arms in the fall. When an ambulance crew found him, he insisted that he had jumped off a moving truck to escape a zombie.

"You're okay now," one of the paramedics said. "We'll get those broken bones patched up, and then you can rest up at the hospital."

Then, turning to another paramedic, he whispered, "Radio the psych ward that we've got a delivery for them."

 

 

 

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