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The Surprise Visitors
Two college kids who were notorious for playing
practical jokes on each other roomed together at
Villanova. One Saturday afternoon, one of the guys came
back to the room after his run. He stripped off his
sweaty clothes, grabbed a towel and headed down the hall
to the shower.
A few minutes later, there was a knock at the door. It
was the runner's girlfriend with her parents. They had
dropped by for a surprise visit to see their daughter
and meet her boyfriend. The roommate closed the door and
asked them to take a seat. "He just stepped out. He'll
be back soon."
Meanwhile, the runner came padding down the hall from
the shower. Outside his room, he dropped his towel and
kicked open the door. With his penis in his right hand,
he burst into the room shouting, "My enormous
heat-seeking moisture missile lays waste to everything
in its path!"