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The Choking Doberman

 

This story dates at least from the 16th century. One peculiar modern version concludes with the vet telling the dog owner that the dog will have to be destroyed because once it has tasted human blood it will be a killer for the rest of its life.

A woman came home very late one evening to find her Doberman pinscher lying on the living room floor, blood coming from its mouth, and choking. She called her vet who told her to bring the dog to the animal hospital at once.

In the examination room the vet gave her an initial diagnosis.

"Whatever your dog tried to swallow is still lodged in its throat," the vet said. "And from the blood I'd say that whatever is down there has ruptured a blood vessel. I'll have to operate. Why don't you go home, and I'll call you in a couple of hours after surgery."

When the woman entered her house, she was surprised to hear her phone ringing. The vet couldn't have finished the operation already. She barely had time to say hello when she heard the vet shouting.

"Get out of your house now! Use your cell phone, call the police, and tell them you have an intruder. I'll meet you in front of your house in a few minutes," he said.

The poor woman was startled, even frightened, but she did as she was told. She ran out of the house and down the street where she called 911 on her cell phone. A few moments later two cops and the vet pulled up in front of the house.

"Did you call about a break-in, ma'am?" one of the cops asked.

"Yes," she said, "but I don't know anything about it. You'll have to talk to my veterinarian."

The two cops exchanged dubious looks, but the vet spoke up.

"It's like this officers. This lady found her dog choking to death tonight. When I examined the animal's throat I found these." From her coat pocket the vet drew out a clear plastic bag. Inside were three human fingers.

"It seems to me that the intruder could still be inside the house," the vet said.

"We get the picture," one of the cops said. "Both of you wait here while we search the house."

A few minutes later the police officers emerged from the house. They had a man with them, who was moaning and clutching his left hand which was covered with blood and missing three fingers.

 

 

 

Lesson for Today

Do not mess with Doberman or Boxers   . . .

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. . . definitely do not point your finger at one . . .

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. . . or this could happen!!

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Story by Eric Dylan    Copyright Weird-Websites.info Do not copy for use on blogs, websites etc

 

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