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The Off-Color Professor

 

This story dates from the early 1970s when the rise of the feminist movement on college campuses inspired many urban legends. An anatomy professor at the University of Wisconsin often enlivened his lectures with suggestive anecdotes. A group of women from his class came to his office one day to complain.

"We've had enough of your snide, leering, adolescent humor," the spokesperson said. "The next time you say anything even remotely off-color, we will walk out of the room."

The professor listened in silence. Then he said, "As you wish, ladies."

For several weeks the professor was the model of decorum. Then one day he began his lecture saying, "As you know, France is suffering from a sudden shortage of prostitutes."

Before he could say another word, a dozen women in the room rose and headed for the door.

"Ladies," said the professor, "why the rush? The next plane for Paris doesn't leave until ten this evening."

 

 

 

The students make a quick exit and head for Paris   . . .

 

 

 

 

 

Story by Eric Dylan    Copyright Weird-Websites.info Do not copy for use on blogs, websites etc

 

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