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The Bump in the Rug

 

Three carpet installers pulled up in front of a house in suburban Illinois where they were scheduled to lay wall-to-wall carpeting on the first floor. The lady of the house met them on the porch with her seven-year-old daughter.

"I have some errands to run this morning," she told the men. "I should be back in two hours."

"That's fine," the foreman said. "We'll be finishing up by then."

The woman and her little girl went off on their errands, and the men went inside the house and got down to business.

It was a simple installation job. The crew finished in a little over an hour, so they sprawled out on the new carpet and relaxed until the woman returned. Then the foreman noticed something.

"Damn it! Look at the bump in the corner."

"It's not a big deal, boss," one of the men said. "I'll just tear up the corner and recut it."

The foreman glanced out the window and saw the woman's car pulling into the driveway. "She's home. Just take a hammer and pound that thing out."

After a couple of forceful blows of the hammer, the bump was flat. And a moment later the mother and daughter came through the front door.

"Mommy, I want to play with my hamster," the little girl said.

"You go ahead, sweetheart. I have to talk with these nice men."

The woman was delighted with her new carpet and that the men had finished the job so quickly. While she was writing them a check, the daughter came out of her bedroom crying.

"Mommy, the hamster's gone. The cage door is open and he's gone!"

The mother picked up her daughter and kissed her forehead. "These nice men are about to go, then you and I will look for the hamster. Okay?"

"I don't suppose you saw a hamster around while you were laying the carpet?" the woman said to the carpet installers.

The three men looked at each other, then glanced over to the corner. Where the bump in rug had been there was a now a fresh, wet, little puddle of blood.

 

 

 

Keep an eye on that hamster   . . .

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