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A college boy
driving cross-country one summer ran out of gas on a
dark stretch of road outside Bloomington, Indiana. It
was after midnight. There were no gas stations in sight
and no traffic on the road, so he pulled his empty gas
can and a length of hose from his trunk and started
walking. An hour later, he still hadn't found a gas
station. Finally, he came upon a campground filled with
By now it was
nearly two in the morning. Everyone in the campground
was sound asleep. "I hate to do it," the kid said to
himself, "but I'll have to siphon some gas from one of
He crept up
to the closest RV and tried to find the gas tank. By
running his fingers over the bottom of the RV he found a
cap. He twisted it off, slipped the hose into the tank
and began to suck.
As soon as
the liquid filled his mouth, the kid vomited violently.
Retching uncontrollably, still holding his gas can and
the hose, he staggered out of the campground and into
morning the father confronted his family in the RV.
"Okay. Who left the cap off the septic tank last night?"