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The Gas Thief

 

A college boy driving cross-country one summer ran out of gas on a dark stretch of road outside Bloomington, Indiana. It was after midnight. There were no gas stations in sight and no traffic on the road, so he pulled his empty gas can and a length of hose from his trunk and started walking. An hour later, he still hadn't found a gas station. Finally, he came upon a campground filled with RVs.

By now it was nearly two in the morning. Everyone in the campground was sound asleep. "I hate to do it," the kid said to himself, "but I'll have to siphon some gas from one of these RVs."

He crept up to the closest RV and tried to find the gas tank. By running his fingers over the bottom of the RV he found a cap. He twisted it off, slipped the hose into the tank and began to suck.

As soon as the liquid filled his mouth, the kid vomited violently. Retching uncontrollably, still holding his gas can and the hose, he staggered out of the campground and into the night.

The next morning the father confronted his family in the RV. "Okay. Who left the cap off the septic tank last night?"

 

 

 

Rather than show you a picture of a septic tank we thought you'd prefer to see this cute college girl in her pink polka dot bikini . . .

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 . . . but for those of you who do not like pretty students in bikinis here is a septic tank being emptied . .  .

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