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The Microwave by the Side of the Road

 

This story originated in England when speed detectors were first introduced along the highways.

A woman was driving near Norwich when she spotted a large microwave oven abandoned by the side of the road. She suspected the microwave was probably not in working order, but she pulled over anyway. Her husband was an electrician and he might be able to repair it. The woman stowed the microwave in the back seat and headed home.

She was so proud of her find that she didn't notice she was exceeding the speed limit—until she heard the siren of a police car behind her.

Leaning in the window, the cop said, "You were travelling pretty fast, ma'am—" Then he saw the microwave in the back seat. "Where'd you get that, ma'am?"

"The microwave? I found it abandoned by the side of the road."

"Please step out of the car. You're under arrest for theft of government property."

As the officer led her toward the police car the woman protested. "Since when is a microwave government property?"

"That's no microwave, ma'am," the police officer replied. "That device checks motorists' speed. Into the back seat now. And mind your head."

 

 

 

 

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