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The Hairball

 

In the middle of math class, a fourth-grade girl clutched her stomach, let out a sharp scream and fell to the floor. By the time her teacher reached her, the child was dead.

The rest of the students became hysterical. The principal closed the school for the rest of the day and called the parents, the police and an emergency medical team.

"I don't know what happened," the teacher said, sobbing. "She was working quietly on the math problems I had assigned, and chewing on the ends of her braids like she always did when she was concentrating hard. Then she cried out and fell out of her chair."

The police and the medical team held a brief conference together and then announced to the parents, "We're awfully sorry to do this to you folks. But we'll have to perform an autopsy."

The next day, the parents met with the county coroner. "I understand your daughter was in the habit of chewing on her braids whenever she was doing her schoolwork."

"That's right," the father said. "All her teachers said the harder she was working, the harder she'd chew on her braids. It was so sweet."

The coroner shuffled some papers on his desk top and cleared his throat several times.

"We found that your daughter died of a large obstruction in her intestine. You see, she wasn't merely chewing on her hair. She was eating it. It formed a hairball in her stomach. And it was the hairball that killed her."

 

Variation: The most common variant of this legend is of a barber who keels over at work one day. An autopsy reveals that he was suffocated by an enormous hairball in his oesophagus, the result of years of breathing in his clients' hair.

 

 

 

Avoid eating hair you find lying on the floor . . .

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