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Sedating Rover

 

A veterinarian in a small Texas town hired a recent graduate from a veterinary college who was pleasant and eager, but had no experience with a practice. One day, while the vet had gone home to lunch, a man came in with an ancient, wheezing old mutt.

"I'm taking the whole family on a vacation to California," the man explained. "And it would be easier on Rover if you could put him to sleep."

The young vet-in-training scratched old Rover behind the ears, lifted him up on the examination table and gave him a lethal injection. In a few moments, Rover closed his eyes and passed quietly into eternity.

"Could you give me a hand getting the pooch in the back seat?" Rover's owner said.

As the young vet and the man wrestled Rover into the car, the man said, "Thanks for your help, Doc. Lord knows I love this dog. My kids are just nuts about him. But it's a long drive to California and as your boss can tell you, Rover really can't travel that far anymore without being sedated. See you when we come back!"

The young vet never said a word, just stood there and waved as the man drove off.

"If I'm lucky," he said to himself, "the family will think Rover passed

away peacefully during the drive."

 

 

 

 

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