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Auction: 
HAUNTED ANTIQUE DOLL LOUISIANA ESTATE OF MsSCARLA
255 LBS FREAK SHOW DWARF & INSANE CHILD EVIL OCCULT !
Price: xxx
Auction Details:

HELLO AND WELCOME TO THIS MOST STRANGE AUCTION.



NEVER WOULD I THINK I WOULD HAVE SUCH AN OFFERING ! THE STORY BELOW IS SHOCKING! I HAVE FOUND MYSELF IN OVER MY HEAD. I HAD NO IDEA OF SUCH PARANORMAL ACTIVITY IN A CHILD'S BELOVED PLAYTHING.



I HAVE NEVER BEEN ONE TO BELIEVE IN HAUNTED DOLLS. I HAVE COLLECTED, RESTORED, SOLD, AND MADE DOLLS FOR MANY YEARS. AS MY EBAY ABOUT ME PAGE AND FEEDBACK ARE MY PROOF OF. MY MIND NOW HAS FOREVER BEEN CHANGED AFTER A RECENT WEEKEND TRIP TO LOUISIANA. BE WARNED, THE STORY BELOW IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART OR WEAK STOMACHED!!

RECENTLY SOME FRIENDS AND I HAD DECIDED TO TAKE A WEEKEND AWAY TO LOUISIANNA. WHILE MY FRIENDS HURRIED TO HIT THE FRENCH QUARTER. I CHOOSE TO LOOK FOR SOME LOCAL ESTATE SALES. IN THE HOPES OF FINDING MAYBE ANOTHER LOST FRENCH BRU TO COMPIMENT THE OTHER TWO I HAVE.

MY SEARCH BEGAN BY LOOKING IN THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER. ENJOYING A CUP OF WARM COFFEE IN THE HOTEL CAFE. I HAPPENED ACROSS THE ESTATE SALE OF MsSCARLA! THE HOME AND CONTENTS BEING SOLD DUE TO BACK TAXES OWED.

NOT KNOWING MY WAY AROUND TOWN. I HAD MY HOTEL CONCIERGE RING ME A TAXI.

WHEN MY CAB ARRIVED I GAVE THE DRIVER THE ADDRESS. HE IMMEDIATELY KNEW OF THE HOUSE AND THE STORY OF THE OWNER.

HERE IS WHAT I LEARNED.

MsSCARLA WAS WELL KNOWN IN THE TOWN. SHE WAS A DWARF AND WORKED IN A LOCAL FREAK SHOW MANY YEARS AGO. SHE WAS ALSO A KNOWN OCCULT WORSHIPER.

SHE WAS BILLED AS THE FATTEST DWARF ALIVE. HER RECORDED WEIGHT WAS A WHOPPING 255 POUNDS!

SHE WAS KNOWN AS AN EXTEMEMLY EVIL WOMAN . MOST IN THE AREA FEARED HER. SHE WAS KNOWN TO SIT ON HER PORCH SWING AND MUMBLE TO HERSELF. SOMETIMES SCREAMING! HER LONG BLOND HAIR BLOWING IN THE BREEZE (AND I QUOTE) "DON'T BOTTER ME , DON'T BOTTER ME!" "YOU A STALKER A STALKER I SAY!"

AFTER PAYING THE DRIVER I WALKED UP TO THE SMALL PINK HOUSE. PINK BEING MsSCARLA FAVORITE COLOR. SHE HAD PAINTED IT COMPLETELY PINK!

I NOTICED THAT ALL OF THE WINDOWS IN THE SMALL SHACK OF A HOUSE WERE REMOVED. YOU SEE, MsSCARLA LOVED STAINED GLASS WINDOWS AND HAD REPLACED EVERY WINDOW IN THE HOUSE WITH ONE. THEY WERE ALSO BEING AUCTIONED OFF THAT DAY. AS WHERE HER MANY CROSSES, HOLY STATUES, ANGEL FIGURINES, AND GAUDY MIRRORS.

THE WALLS OF THE HOME WERE COVERED WITH WRITING. DETAILED RECORDS BY HER OF WHOM SHE HAD CURSED! DETAILING EACH CANTATION SHE HAD USED! SHE WORKED AS A PSYHIC READER FROM HER HOME. SHE HAD DETAILED NOTES OF HER READINGS AS WELL. WRITTEN ALL OVER THE TACKY WALLPAPER. I NOTICED THAT SHE WAS A HORRIBLE SPELLER. I GIGGLED AT HER CHILD LIKE WAYS OF SPELLING CERTAIN WORDS. SHE NEVER HAD PROPER SCHOOLING GROWING UP IN THE FREAK SHOW. I COULD SEE SHE TRIED HER BEST AT SPELLING. THERE WERE PHOTOS AND NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS FROM THE MANY TOWNS SHE HAD BEEN SHOWN IN WITH THE FREAK SHOW.

SHE COLLECTED OLD BABY BUGGYS, TEA SETS, AND DOLLS. ALL THERE READY FOR AUCTION COVERED IN COB WEBS! LATER IN LIFE AFTER FREAK SHOWS HAD FALLEN OUT OF FAVOR. SHE SOLD ITEMS IN ANTIQUE SHOPS. SHE WAS KNOWN TO HAVE A HORRIBLE ODOR. IT WAS SAID SHE HAD TROUBLE BATHING HERSELF. DUE TO THE FACT SHE WAS SO LARGE! THE AUCTIONER SPOKE OF A RAG TIED ON THE END OF A STICK THAT MsSCARLA WOULD USE TO BATH AND CLEAN HERSELF WITH. IT WAS FOUND IN THE BATHROOM TUB. I WAS ABLE TO SPEAK WITH HIM IN GREAT DETAIL BEFORE THE AUCTION BEGAN. HE TOLD ME HE WAS NOT SHOCKED THAT FEW HAD SHOWN FOR THIS AUCTION. SO MANY STILL FEARED THE CURSE OF THE SCARLA'S!!...... SCARLA'S?!!

THUS, I LEARNED EVEN MORE!!

I WAS INFORMED THAT MsSCARLA HAD A FEMALE CHILD. THE CHILD WAS GIVEN THE NAME BABY SCARLA. BABY SCARLA, THOUGH NOT A DWARF IS TODAY WELL OVER 255 LBS HERSELF! THE CHILD CURSED WITH BEING SOMEWHAT BLIND AND MENTALLY HANICAPPED. LOOKING MUCH LIKE AND HAVING THE SAME OFFENSIVE ODOR AS HER EVIL MOTHER!! THE AUCTIONER POINTED OUT THE DETAILED SCRIBBLES ON THE LOWER END OF THE WALLS. BEING DOWN SO LOW ON THE WALL I HAD NOT NOTICED THEM. THESE HAD BEEN DONE BY BABY SCARLA AS A CHILD. BLESSED IN THE NAME OF SATAN BY HER MOTHER! THE CHILD DEALS IN THE PARANORMAL. SHE IS ALSO SEEN IN LOCAL RESALE AND ANTIQUES SHOPS EVEN TODAY! CARRING AROUND A LARGE MAGNIFING GLASS TO SEE WITH.

I PURCHASED ALL OF THE DOLLS FROM MsSCARLA'S ESTATE. MOSTLY I GUESS DUE TO THE REMARKABLE STORY. THE SADNESS THAT THE SCARLA'S NEVER HAD A FINE COLLECTION. THESE POOR LESSER DOLLS. I FELT I HAD TO RESCUE. ALL SAID TO BE HAUNTED AND CURSED AS ALL MsSCARLA 255 LBS DOLLS ARE . BEFORE MY DEPARTURE FROM THE AUCTION THE ACTIONER TOLD ME ONE FINAL THING. HE SAID THAT EARLY THE EVENING BEFORE THE AUCTION BABY SCARLA WAS SEEN OUTSIDE THE LITTLE PINK HOUSE. PLACING A FINAL CURSE ON THE HOME AND ITS CONTENTS. HER WITH HER ROSARYS AND FILTHY BLEACHED LONG HAIR. SOME OF THESE DOLLS LOOK TO HAVE BEEN USED FOR VOODOO PRACTICES. A FEW OF THE DOLLS HAVE SCRIBBLES ON THEM WRITTEN BY THE SCARLA'S . THIS DOLL HAS SHOWN MUCH ACTIVITY. THE DOLLS FACE SEEMS TO DISAPPEAR AND THEN REAPPEAR. A TANNISH TAR TYPE GEL APPEARS AND DISAPPEARS AROUND THE MOUTH AREA. AT TIMES THERE IS A HORRIBLE STINCH THAT COMES FROM THE DOLL! THEN THE SMELL DISAPPEARS.

THE DOLL HAS ALSO MOVED FROM ROOM TO ROOM. COBWEBS HAVE ALSO APPEARED WHERE THE DOLL IS PLACED . I HAVE HEARD STRANGE VOICES ALMOST LIKE PIG LATIN COMING FROM THE ROOM THE DOLL IS IN. THIS LITTLE DOLL SEEMS CONTENT WITH THE HEADLESS DOLL FOUND TIED TO IT WITH SOME STING. SO I WILL INCLUDE IT WITH THIS DOLL. IN THE LAST POSTED PHOTO . I WAS TAKING A PICTURE OF ANOTHER DOLL. WHEN I RETURNED THE DOLL WAS ON THE FLOOR AND THIS ONE HAD TAKEN ITS PLACE! I KNEW THEN THAT THIS ONE MUST GO! AND THE EVIL SPIRITS FROM THE MsSCARLA FAMILY OF LOST MISFITS THAT DWELL IN IT!!

THERE IS AN ORIGINAL TAG AROUND THE DOLLS NECK. THE TAG IS BEARLY READABLE BUT I BELIEVE IT READS: HORSMAN DOLLS. THIS IS THOUGHT BE AN EARLY COMPOSITION CAMBELL KIDS DOLL. IT HAS A COMPOSITION FLANGE STYLE HEAD AND CLOTH BODY. THE HANDS ARE ALSO COMPOSITION. IT IS 11" TALL. THE DOLL IS JOINTED AT THE SHOULDERS AND HIPS. NOTICE IN THE PICTURE THE ORB THAT APPEARS IN THE CENTER OF THE FACE!

THE OPENING BID COVERS THE COST OF MY INVESTMENT. THE PRICE ALSO COVERS SOME OF THE AMOUNT OF MY SHIPPING. I PAID TO HAVE THE LOT OF DOLLS PACKED AND MAILED TO MY HOME. THE SHIPPING OF THE DOLLS I PURCHASED WAS UNBELIEVABLE!! NOW I KNOW WHY. WHEN I RETURNED HOME AND THE PACKAGE CAME. MY POSTMAN COMMENTED, "WHAT YA GOT BRICKS IN THIS BOX"? THIS IS WHY I BELIEVE IT IS MsSCARLA HER SPIRIT HAS FOUND HOME IN THIS DOLL AND THE OTHERS. AT TIMES I HAVE NOTICED DIFFICULTY LIFTING THIS DOLL. AS IF IT TOO WEIGHS 255 LBS!!!

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