MAKE ME A
Here is your chance to make me a millionaire. I will be
honest here and say that I am not begging, My wife and I
just want the financial freedom to do what we wish with
our lives. My wife wants a closetful of clothes. I want
to be able to fly home to England and see my family
(including my 90yr old Grandmother) whenever I want to.
I want to go and see my football (soccer) team play,
have some fish and chips and go down the pub with my old
man without the hassle of having to work.
So, I am asking that any wealthy people and/or
businessmen want some free publicity, then bid now.
Think of the warm glow inside when you realize that you
have made a difference in a normal couple's lives.
Imagine the free publicity you could achieve with this
venture. If you represent a company, I will gladly do
any promotional interviews/articles that you wish. All
you have to do is send me a check for $2 million
dollars. Multiple bidders will also be winners if they
send me a check. I will also accept Paypal as well.
Winning bidders will get a very nice thank you card and
a picture of us by return of post. And your wife (if
applicible), will get a very nice bunch of flowers.
So what are you waiting for? Go ahead rich dude(s), make
my day. You won't miss it and don't forget, shipping is