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Auction: MILLION DOLLAR CHALLENGE, A SOAPY SYMBOL OF CLEAN ENERGY
THIS IS A CHALLENGE TO ALL MILLIONAIRES & BILLIONAIRES
Price: $10,000,000.00 - no bids
Auction Details:

THE MILLION DOLLAR SOAP CHALLENGE

8.5 OUNCES HARD MILLED SOAP, IN A

BAG,"A SOAPY SYMBOL OF CLEAN

AMERICAN ENERGY ! "

MANUFACTURED IN 1977

AMERICANS, THIS IS A SOAPY SYMBOL OF

CLEAN AMERICAN ENERGY !

THE SYMBOL

THIS IS A CHALLENGE TO HELP MAKE AMERICA A CLEANER GREENER ENERGY EFFICIENT COUNTRY TO RAISE OUR FAMILIES ! NOT ONLY FOR OUR GENERATION, BUT FOR ALL GENERATIONS TO COME !

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DEAR MILLIONAIRES & BILLIONAIRES, I FEEL THAT OUR GENERATION HAS DONE MORE THAN ITS PART IN CREATING THIS ENERGY CRISIS, WHICH CAN NO LONGER BE IGNORED ! WE AS AMERICANS HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY NOT ONLY TO LOOK AT THE PRESENT, BUT WE MUST THINK OF THE FUTURE . THE FUTURE IN WHICH OUR DESCENDANTS WILL ALSO NEED ENERGY, BUT THE ENERGY THEY USE MUST BE A CLEAN ENERGY . THIS ENERGY WILL BE CLEAN BECAUSE THERE IS NO OTHER CHOICE ! WE MUST START NOW IN ORDER TO CREATE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ENERGY OPTIONS, AND WE MUST DO SO IN ORDER TO INSURE A FUTURE WHICH OUR FAMILIES HAVE CLEAN AIR TO BREATH, A SKY THAT IS NOT FILLED WITH DANGEROUS UNHEALTHY ATMOSPHERE POLLUTING FUEL EMISSIONS ! THIS CRISIS MUST BE AS IMPORTANT TO US AS OUR NEXT BREATH ! IF WE AMERICANS TRUELY CARE ABOUT OUR FUTURE FAMILIES, THEN WE WILL STOP IGNORING THE INEVITABLE, AND START LOOKING FOR WAYS OF FIXING THE PROBLEMS IN WHICH OUR GENERATION IS STRONGLY GUILTY OF ATTRIBUTING TO ! PLEASE, LETS START TAKING CARE OF THIS TERRIBLE ENERGY CRISIS NOW ! IF WE DO, WHEN WE THINK OF THE FUTURE WE CAN DO SO WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK, INSTEAD OF A HORRIFIC ONE ! LET US MAKE A FUTURE THAT WILL NEVER HAVE THE OPTIONS OF CREATING ANOTHER UNCLEAN, FOSSIL FUEL DEPENDENT ENERGY CRISIS ! MY WIFE AND I HAVE SOME ENERGY EFFICIENT PLANS THAT WE WOULD LIKE TO GET STARTED A.S.A.P., BUT IN ORDER TO DO SO WE MUST FIRST SELL OUR "SOAPY SYMBOL OF CLEAN AMERICAN ENERGY"!

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DEAR MILLIONAIRES & BILLIONAIRES ! NOW THAT YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO HELP SAVE AMERICAS ENERGY FUTURE, HERE ARE SOME IDEAS TO KEEP YOUR MONEY FROM SLIPPING THROUGH YOUR FINGERS AND GOING DOWN THE DRAIN !

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#1 INVEST IN CLEAN ENERGY !



#2 INVEST IN AMERICAN ENERGY !



#3 INVEST IN AMERICAS FUTURE !

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WE WOULD NOT DARE MAKE A CHALLENGE, WITHOUT BEING PREPARED TO GIVE A FEW EXAMPLES OF THINGS THAT WE FEEL SHOULD BE IMPORTANT IN ORDER TO MAKE OUR GREAT COUNTRY A MORE ENERGY EFFICIENT AND SAFE PLACE TO RAISE OUR FAMILIES ! IF WE SELL OUR SOAPY SYMBOL OF CLEAN AMERICAN ENERGY ? WE WILL SET FORTH AN IMPORTANT IDEA THAT WE HAVE, WHICH IS EXPLAINED IN EXAMPLE #3 !

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EXAMPLE #1-OUR TAX PAID GOVERNMENT SHOULD AT THE VERY LEAST BEGIN A PLAN THAT WILL EVENTUALLY TURN ALL SCHOOL BUSES FROM YELLOW TO GREEN ! THEREFORE PRODUCING CLEANER ENERGY.



EXAMPLE #2-IMAGINE FOR A SECOND HOW MANY AIRPLANES FLY THROUGH OUR SKIES EVERYDAY, AND THEN IMAGINE THE AMOUNT OF OZONE UNFRIENDLY EMISSIONS THAT THESE PLANES ARE POLLUTING OUR ATMOSPHERE WITH IN ONE DAY, OR IN A YEAR ! THESE ARE THINGS THAT YOU NEVER HEAR ABOUT ON THE NEWS.

THE EXAMPLES

EXAMPLE #3-ANYONE THAT IS NOT RICH KNOWS THAT THEY WILL PROBABLY NEVER OWN A HYBRID CAR, BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW GOOD IT SOUNDS, AN AVERAGE INCOME FAMILY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO AFFORD ONE . WE HAVE AN IDEA THAT CAN HELP NOT ONLY LOW INCOME FAMILIES, BUT ALL FAMILIES INTO THEIR VERY OWN HYBRIDS. LETS SAY SOMEONE LIKE ME, IF I SOLD OUR SOAPY SYMBOL OF CLEAN ENERGY WAS TO START OUT SMALL AND BUY TWO HYBRIDS, AND STRONGLY ADVERTISED ON THE NEWS AND IN THE NEWS PAPERS ECT. FOR PEOPLE TO GO ONLINE OR TO CERTAIN STORES IN THEIR AREA AND PURCHASE WHAT WOULD BE EQUIVALENT TO A RAFFLE TICKET FOR SAY $5 DOLLARS . EVERYONE THAT PARTICIPATES HAS JUST SPENT $5 DOLLARS FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A BRAND NEW ENERGY EFFICIENT CAR ! OK, NOW 2 AMERICANS THAT POSSIBLY WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO AFFORD A HYBRID, JUST GOT ONE FOR $5 DOLLARS ! NOW WE TAKE ALL OF THE MONEY AND I DO MEAN ALL OF THE MONEY THAT WAS MADE FROM AMERICANS BUYING RAFFLE TICKETS AND GO BUY AS MANY MORE HYBRIDS AS POSSIBLE, PAID FOR COMPLETELY BY THE NATIONAL CLEAN ENERGY CAR RAFFLE ! BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY THAT IF WE MADE THIS A COAST TO COAST RAFFLE THERE ARE ALOT OF PEOPLE THAT WOULD BE HAPPY TO PAY $5 DOLLARS FOR A CHANCE TO WIN AN ENERGY EFFICIENT HYBRID CAR, THAT WITHOUT THE RAFFLE WOULD NEVER EVER HAVE BEEN POSSIBLE. NOW THINK, WE STARTED OUT WITH A FEW NEW HYBRIDS AND NOW WE ARE GIVING AWAY THOUSANDS WITH EACH RAFFLE ! THIS WOULD NOT ONLY BE GOOD FOR AMERICANS, AND THE ENVIRONMENT, BUT IT WOULD CREATE JOBS FOR THE BUILDING OF THESE HYBRIDS IN AMERICA, WHICH WOULD AUTOMATICALLY HELP STRENGTHEN AMERICAS ECONOMY ! THIS WOULD BE A COMPLETELY NON PROFIT RAFFLE, CREATED TO GET ENERGY EFFICIENT CARS INTO OUR COUNTRY NOT ONLY AT A MUCH FASTER RATE, BUT TO ALSO GIVE ALL AMERICANS RICH OR POOR THE SAME EQUAL OPPORTUNITIES TO OWN THESE CARS ! IN ORDER TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS NON PROFIT CLEAN ENERGY RAFFLE ALL YOU WOULD NEED IS A VALID DRIVERS LISCENSE . EACH PARTICIPANT WOULD BE ABLE TO BUY NOT MORE THAN ONE TICKET PER RAFFLE, AND A PARTICIPANT WOULD ONLY BE ABLE TO WIN ONE TIME A YEAR ! IF THE PARTICIPANT BOUGHT A RAFFLE TICKET AND WON TWICE IN ONE YEAR THEY COULD EITHER GIVE THE SECOND CAR TO ANOTHER LISCENCED DRIVER IN THEIR FAMILIY OR GIVE IT TO A DIFFERENT FAMILY OF THEIR CHOICE, BUT THEY COULD NOT COLLECT MORE THAN ONE WIN A YEAR IN THEIR NAME ! THIS IS A REAL IDEA THAT IS VERY POSSIBLE ! BUY OUR SOAPY SYMBOL OF CLEAN AMERICAN ENERGY, AND WE WILL DO EVERYTHING IN OUR POWER TO MAKE THIS A LEGAL, HOPEFULLY GOVERNMENT SANCTIONED REALITY ! WHY WOULD OUR GREAT GOVERNMENT NOT SANCTION AN IDEA THAT WILL FOR SURE LOWER FUEL DEPENDENCY, LOWER DAMAGING UNHEALTHY FUEL EMISSIONS, CREATE NEW JOBS IN AMERICA, STRENGTHEN OUR ECONOMY, HELP TO INSURE A FUTURE FOR OUR FAMILIES THAT WILL BE HERE WHEN WE ARE ALL GONE, AND HELP BRING AMERICANS TOGETHER IN A POSITIVE WAY ! I SURE CANT IMAGINE OUR GREAT GOVERNMENT WANTING ANYTHING LESS ! ALL AMERICANS SHOULD REALIZE THAT WE CANNOT JUST STAND IDLY BY AND EXPECT OUR GOVERNMENT TO TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING ! JFK ONCE SAID "ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY" THESE GREAT WORDS SHOULD BE A PART OF OUR PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE !



EXAMPLE #4-WE COULD ALSO USE THE SAME CONCEPT FROM EXAMPLE #3 TO GIVE AWAY SOLAR ENERGY PACKAGES FOR AMERICAN HOMES AT THE COST OF A RAFFLE TICKET ! IF ENOUGH HOMES IN AMERICA ARE BEING SOLAR POWERED , WE COULD EVENTUALLY STOP OUR DEPENDENCY ON NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS ! AS OUR COUNTRIES POPULATION CONTINUES TO GROW, WE WILL CONTINUE TO CONSUME MORE AND MORE ENERGY WITH EVERY PASSING YEAR . WHY NOT LEARN TO USE A GOD GIVEN NATURAL POWER SOURCE LIKE THE SUN ? LET ME SAY SOMETHING THAT I FEEL MAKES THESE IDEAS EXTRA SPECIAL . THESE IDEAS ARE SPECIAL TO ME, BECAUSE EVERY TIME AN AMERICAN BUYS ONE OF THESE ENERGY SAFE RAFFLE TICKETS . THEY ARE NOT JUST BUYING ONE TO GET THEMSELVES A NEW CAR, OR A SOLAR PACKAGE FOR THEIR HOME . THEY ARE ALSO BUYING THEM TO HELP ANOTHER AMERICAN GET HIS OR HER NEW ENERGY EFFICIENT CAR, OR SOLAR PACKAGE ! SO IN ESSENCE EVERYTIME YOU BUY A TICKET, YOU THE AMERICAN ARE HELPING TO LOWER THE DEPENDENCY ON GAS, AND NUCLEAR POWER ! ITS YOU THAT IS HELPING TO CREATE JOBS WHICH IN RETURN WILL STRENGTHEN AMERICAS ECONOMY ! ITS YOU THAT IS HELPING TO LOWER DANGEROUS UNHEALTHY FUEL EMISSIONS FROM OUR ATMOSPHERE ! ITS YOU THAT IS HELPING TO INSURE THE NOT SO SURE FUTURE GENERATIONS IN WHICH OUR CHILDREN, THEIR CHILDREN, AND SO ON AND SO FORTH WILL HAVE TO LIVE, WORK, AND BREATH THE UNHEALTHY AIR THAT OUR GENERATION IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ! ITS YOU ME WE AND US THAT HAS TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR ALL FUTURES OF FREEDOM IN ORDER FOR OUR COUNTRY TO SET AN EXAMPLE SO THAT AMERICAS FUTURE GENERATIONS WILL NOT HAVE THE OPTIONS TO MAKE THESE SAME MISTAKES ! IF WE WORK TOGETHER THERE IS NOTHING THAT WE AS AMERICANS CANNOT ACCOMPLISH !

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THIS IS NO JOKE, YOU ARE BIDDING ON A CHUNK OF SOAP IN A BAG ! ( SYMBOL OF CLEAN AMERICAN ENERGY )

THE CHALLENGE

NOW, BILLIONAIRES & MILLIONAIRES OF THE U.S.A, LIKE MR. T. BOONE PICKENS OR ANY OTHERS THAT AGREE THAT WE NEED TO FIND BETTER WAYS TO CREATE ENERGY, NOT ONLY FOR OUR GENERATION, BUT ALL GENERATIONS TO COME ! NOT JUST FOR MY CHILDREN BUT THEIR CHILDREN AND SO ON AND SO FORTH ! AFTER THIS GENERATION IS GONE FROM THIS EARTH I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND ALL AMERICANS RESIDING WITHIN OUR BOARDERS. WHETHER IT BE A CENTURY, TWO CENTURIES, OR ONE THOUSAND CENTURIES FROM THIS DAY, WILL STILL HAVE A SAFE, FREE, AND PROSPEROUS COUNTRY WHERE THEY CAN ALWAYS FEEL SAFE FROM THE TERRIBLE FUTURES OF FEAR THAT AMERICA IS FACING TODAY, AND WILL CONTINUE TO FACE IF GREAT AND RICH MEN,WOMEN,AND GOVERNMENT AMERICANS DO NOT STAND UP FOR THEIR COUNTRY AND SET EXAMPLES FOR FUTURE GREAT AND RICH MEN,WOMEN,AND GOVERNMENT AMERICANS THAT WILL SOMEDAY HAVE TO FACE NOT ONLY SOME OF THE SAME, BUT ALL NEW AND DIFFERENT CHALLENGES OF THEIR FUTURE GENERATIONS ! I LOOK TOWARDS THE FUTURE, AND WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE IS THIS ENERGY CRISIS THAT WE ARE FACING RIGHT NOW GONE FROM OUR COUNTRY, AND INSTEAD A COUNTRY THAT KNOWS WITHOUT A DOUBT WHAT IT TAKES TO ACHIEVE WHAT IS SO VERY HARD FOR US TO ACHIEVE IN THE PRESENT DAY AND TIME ! I BELIEVE THAT SOMEDAY IF THE GREAT AMERICANS OF THIS COUNTRY DO NOW WHAT AMERICANS ARE VERY CAPABLE OF DOING, WHICH IS ACHIEVING GREATNESS ! THEN SOMEDAY THERE WILL BE NO ENERGY CRISIS, BUT INSTEAD WHEN CHILDREN GO TO SCHOOL, THEY WILL ATTEND A MANDATORY CLASS TITLED "CLEAN AMERICAN ENERGY 101" ! IF YOU READ THIS LISTING PLEASE TELL OTHERS ABOUT IT ! I AM NOT CONSIDERED RICH NOR IMPORTANT, BUT THERE ARE THOSE IN AMERICA THAT ARE VERY RICH, AND IN A TIME OF CRISIS COULD STAND UP AND PROVE THEMSELVES TO BE VERY IMPORTANT ! NOW, LET THIS LISTING AND THIS SOAP BE A SYMBOL OF CLEAN ENERGY THAT IS NOT BOUGHT FROM OTHER COUNTRYS, BUT ENERGY THAT IS PRODUCED FOR AMERICANS, BY AMERICANS, AND IN AMERICA !

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THIS IS A CHALLENGE TO ALL OF THE MILLIONAIRES AND BILLIONAIRES IN THIS COUNTRY !

BID ON THIS SOAPY SYMBOL OF CLEAN AMERICAN ENERGY, AND THIS POOR MAN WILL DO WHAT HE CAN TO HELP SOLVE THE ENERGY CRISIS !

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PLEASE TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS LISTING ! FRIENDS, STRANGERS, RICH OR POOR, THE MEDIA, TV NEWS MAJOR NETWORKS, LOCAL NEWS, NEWS PAPERS, GOVERNMENT ! IF YOU CAN THINK OF ANY OTHER WAYS TO GET THIS LISTING HEARD BY THE PUBLIC IT WILL BE MUCH APPRECIATED ! PLEASE HELP ME PROVE THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE RICH TO GET NATIONAL MEDIA ATTENTION FOR AN IMPORTANT AMERICAN ISSUE ! I AND OTHERS HAVE CONTACTED MAJOR NETWORKS AND HAVE BEEN OVERLOOKED UP TO THIS POINT, BUT I WILL CONTINUE TO RELIST THIS SYMBOL BECAUSE OF THE GREAT IMPORTANCE TO HELP FIX THIS ENERGY CRISIS !

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WE WILL RELIST THIS ITEM UNTIL SOMEONE BIDS, OR UNTIL WE ARE BROKE !

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PLEASE HELP US MAKE OUR CLEAN ENERGY DREAMS A REALITY ! NOT JUST FOR OUR GENERATION, BUT ALL GENERATIONS TO COME ! WE MUST DO THIS FOR OUR DESCENDENTS, IN ORDER TO INSURE THAT THEY WILL NOT SUFFER FOR OUR ENERGY MISTAKES !

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THIS IS NOT A JOKE !

PLEASE TAKE THIS ADD VERY SERIOUS !

DO NOT BID IF YOU CANNOT PAY !

ALL EBAYERS THAT READ THIS LISTING PASS IT ON TO SOMEONE ELSE !

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR ATTENTION !

GOD BLESS AMERICA !
 

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