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THE MILLION
DOLLAR SOAP CHALLENGE
8.5 OUNCES HARD MILLED SOAP, IN A
BAG,"A SOAPY SYMBOL OF CLEAN
AMERICAN ENERGY ! "
MANUFACTURED IN 1977
AMERICANS, THIS IS A SOAPY SYMBOL OF
CLEAN AMERICAN ENERGY !
THE SYMBOL
THIS IS A CHALLENGE TO HELP MAKE AMERICA A CLEANER
GREENER ENERGY EFFICIENT COUNTRY TO RAISE OUR FAMILIES !
NOT ONLY FOR OUR GENERATION, BUT FOR ALL GENERATIONS TO
COME !
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DEAR MILLIONAIRES & BILLIONAIRES, I FEEL THAT OUR
GENERATION HAS DONE MORE THAN ITS PART IN CREATING THIS
ENERGY CRISIS, WHICH CAN NO LONGER BE IGNORED ! WE AS
AMERICANS HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY NOT ONLY TO LOOK AT THE
PRESENT, BUT WE MUST THINK OF THE FUTURE . THE FUTURE IN
WHICH OUR DESCENDANTS WILL ALSO NEED ENERGY, BUT THE
ENERGY THEY USE MUST BE A CLEAN ENERGY . THIS ENERGY
WILL BE CLEAN BECAUSE THERE IS NO OTHER CHOICE ! WE MUST
START NOW IN ORDER TO CREATE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ENERGY
OPTIONS, AND WE MUST DO SO IN ORDER TO INSURE A FUTURE
WHICH OUR FAMILIES HAVE CLEAN AIR TO BREATH, A SKY THAT
IS NOT FILLED WITH DANGEROUS UNHEALTHY ATMOSPHERE
POLLUTING FUEL EMISSIONS ! THIS CRISIS MUST BE AS
IMPORTANT TO US AS OUR NEXT BREATH ! IF WE AMERICANS
TRUELY CARE ABOUT OUR FUTURE FAMILIES, THEN WE WILL STOP
IGNORING THE INEVITABLE, AND START LOOKING FOR WAYS OF
FIXING THE PROBLEMS IN WHICH OUR GENERATION IS STRONGLY
GUILTY OF ATTRIBUTING TO ! PLEASE, LETS START TAKING
CARE OF THIS TERRIBLE ENERGY CRISIS NOW ! IF WE DO, WHEN
WE THINK OF THE FUTURE WE CAN DO SO WITH A POSITIVE
OUTLOOK, INSTEAD OF A HORRIFIC ONE ! LET US MAKE A
FUTURE THAT WILL NEVER HAVE THE OPTIONS OF CREATING
ANOTHER UNCLEAN, FOSSIL FUEL DEPENDENT ENERGY CRISIS !
MY WIFE AND I HAVE SOME ENERGY EFFICIENT PLANS THAT WE
WOULD LIKE TO GET STARTED A.S.A.P., BUT IN ORDER TO DO
SO WE MUST FIRST SELL OUR "SOAPY SYMBOL OF CLEAN
AMERICAN ENERGY"!
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PLEASE CONTINUE
DEAR MILLIONAIRES & BILLIONAIRES ! NOW THAT YOU HAVE A
CHANCE TO HELP SAVE AMERICAS ENERGY FUTURE, HERE ARE
SOME IDEAS TO KEEP YOUR MONEY FROM SLIPPING THROUGH YOUR
FINGERS AND GOING DOWN THE DRAIN !
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#1 INVEST IN CLEAN ENERGY !
#2 INVEST IN AMERICAN ENERGY !
#3 INVEST IN AMERICAS FUTURE !
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WE WOULD NOT DARE MAKE A CHALLENGE, WITHOUT BEING
PREPARED TO GIVE A FEW EXAMPLES OF THINGS THAT WE FEEL
SHOULD BE IMPORTANT IN ORDER TO MAKE OUR GREAT COUNTRY A
MORE ENERGY EFFICIENT AND SAFE PLACE TO RAISE OUR
FAMILIES ! IF WE SELL OUR SOAPY SYMBOL OF CLEAN AMERICAN
ENERGY ? WE WILL SET FORTH AN IMPORTANT IDEA THAT WE
HAVE, WHICH IS EXPLAINED IN EXAMPLE #3 !
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EXAMPLE #1-OUR TAX PAID GOVERNMENT SHOULD AT THE VERY
LEAST BEGIN A PLAN THAT WILL EVENTUALLY TURN ALL SCHOOL
BUSES FROM YELLOW TO GREEN ! THEREFORE PRODUCING CLEANER
ENERGY.
EXAMPLE #2-IMAGINE FOR A SECOND HOW MANY AIRPLANES FLY
THROUGH OUR SKIES EVERYDAY, AND THEN IMAGINE THE AMOUNT
OF OZONE UNFRIENDLY EMISSIONS THAT THESE PLANES ARE
POLLUTING OUR ATMOSPHERE WITH IN ONE DAY, OR IN A YEAR !
THESE ARE THINGS THAT YOU NEVER HEAR ABOUT ON THE NEWS.
THE EXAMPLES
EXAMPLE #3-ANYONE THAT IS NOT RICH KNOWS THAT THEY WILL
PROBABLY NEVER OWN A HYBRID CAR, BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW
GOOD IT SOUNDS, AN AVERAGE INCOME FAMILY WILL NOT BE
ABLE TO AFFORD ONE . WE HAVE AN IDEA THAT CAN HELP NOT
ONLY LOW INCOME FAMILIES, BUT ALL FAMILIES INTO THEIR
VERY OWN HYBRIDS. LETS SAY SOMEONE LIKE ME, IF I SOLD
OUR SOAPY SYMBOL OF CLEAN ENERGY WAS TO START OUT SMALL
AND BUY TWO HYBRIDS, AND STRONGLY ADVERTISED ON THE NEWS
AND IN THE NEWS PAPERS ECT. FOR PEOPLE TO GO ONLINE OR
TO CERTAIN STORES IN THEIR AREA AND PURCHASE WHAT WOULD
BE EQUIVALENT TO A RAFFLE TICKET FOR SAY $5 DOLLARS .
EVERYONE THAT PARTICIPATES HAS JUST SPENT $5 DOLLARS FOR
A CHANCE TO WIN A BRAND NEW ENERGY EFFICIENT CAR ! OK,
NOW 2 AMERICANS THAT POSSIBLY WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN ABLE
TO AFFORD A HYBRID, JUST GOT ONE FOR $5 DOLLARS ! NOW WE
TAKE ALL OF THE MONEY AND I DO MEAN ALL OF THE MONEY
THAT WAS MADE FROM AMERICANS BUYING RAFFLE TICKETS AND
GO BUY AS MANY MORE HYBRIDS AS POSSIBLE, PAID FOR
COMPLETELY BY THE NATIONAL CLEAN ENERGY CAR RAFFLE !
BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY THAT IF WE MADE THIS A COAST TO
COAST RAFFLE THERE ARE ALOT OF PEOPLE THAT WOULD BE
HAPPY TO PAY $5 DOLLARS FOR A CHANCE TO WIN AN ENERGY
EFFICIENT HYBRID CAR, THAT WITHOUT THE RAFFLE WOULD
NEVER EVER HAVE BEEN POSSIBLE. NOW THINK, WE STARTED OUT
WITH A FEW NEW HYBRIDS AND NOW WE ARE GIVING AWAY
THOUSANDS WITH EACH RAFFLE ! THIS WOULD NOT ONLY BE GOOD
FOR AMERICANS, AND THE ENVIRONMENT, BUT IT WOULD CREATE
JOBS FOR THE BUILDING OF THESE HYBRIDS IN AMERICA, WHICH
WOULD AUTOMATICALLY HELP STRENGTHEN AMERICAS ECONOMY !
THIS WOULD BE A COMPLETELY NON PROFIT RAFFLE, CREATED TO
GET ENERGY EFFICIENT CARS INTO OUR COUNTRY NOT ONLY AT A
MUCH FASTER RATE, BUT TO ALSO GIVE ALL AMERICANS RICH OR
POOR THE SAME EQUAL OPPORTUNITIES TO OWN THESE CARS ! IN
ORDER TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS NON PROFIT CLEAN ENERGY
RAFFLE ALL YOU WOULD NEED IS A VALID DRIVERS LISCENSE .
EACH PARTICIPANT WOULD BE ABLE TO BUY NOT MORE THAN ONE
TICKET PER RAFFLE, AND A PARTICIPANT WOULD ONLY BE ABLE
TO WIN ONE TIME A YEAR ! IF THE PARTICIPANT BOUGHT A
RAFFLE TICKET AND WON TWICE IN ONE YEAR THEY COULD
EITHER GIVE THE SECOND CAR TO ANOTHER LISCENCED DRIVER
IN THEIR FAMILIY OR GIVE IT TO A DIFFERENT FAMILY OF
THEIR CHOICE, BUT THEY COULD NOT COLLECT MORE THAN ONE
WIN A YEAR IN THEIR NAME ! THIS IS A REAL IDEA THAT IS
VERY POSSIBLE ! BUY OUR SOAPY SYMBOL OF CLEAN AMERICAN
ENERGY, AND WE WILL DO EVERYTHING IN OUR POWER TO MAKE
THIS A LEGAL, HOPEFULLY GOVERNMENT SANCTIONED REALITY !
WHY WOULD OUR GREAT GOVERNMENT NOT SANCTION AN IDEA THAT
WILL FOR SURE LOWER FUEL DEPENDENCY, LOWER DAMAGING
UNHEALTHY FUEL EMISSIONS, CREATE NEW JOBS IN AMERICA,
STRENGTHEN OUR ECONOMY, HELP TO INSURE A FUTURE FOR OUR
FAMILIES THAT WILL BE HERE WHEN WE ARE ALL GONE, AND
HELP BRING AMERICANS TOGETHER IN A POSITIVE WAY ! I SURE
CANT IMAGINE OUR GREAT GOVERNMENT WANTING ANYTHING LESS
! ALL AMERICANS SHOULD REALIZE THAT WE CANNOT JUST STAND
IDLY BY AND EXPECT OUR GOVERNMENT TO TAKE CARE OF
EVERYTHING ! JFK ONCE SAID "ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY
CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY"
THESE GREAT WORDS SHOULD BE A PART OF OUR PLEDGE OF
ALLEGIANCE !
EXAMPLE #4-WE COULD ALSO USE THE SAME CONCEPT FROM
EXAMPLE #3 TO GIVE AWAY SOLAR ENERGY PACKAGES FOR
AMERICAN HOMES AT THE COST OF A RAFFLE TICKET ! IF
ENOUGH HOMES IN AMERICA ARE BEING SOLAR POWERED , WE
COULD EVENTUALLY STOP OUR DEPENDENCY ON NUCLEAR POWER
PLANTS ! AS OUR COUNTRIES POPULATION CONTINUES TO GROW,
WE WILL CONTINUE TO CONSUME MORE AND MORE ENERGY WITH
EVERY PASSING YEAR . WHY NOT LEARN TO USE A GOD GIVEN
NATURAL POWER SOURCE LIKE THE SUN ? LET ME SAY SOMETHING
THAT I FEEL MAKES THESE IDEAS EXTRA SPECIAL . THESE
IDEAS ARE SPECIAL TO ME, BECAUSE EVERY TIME AN AMERICAN
BUYS ONE OF THESE ENERGY SAFE RAFFLE TICKETS . THEY ARE
NOT JUST BUYING ONE TO GET THEMSELVES A NEW CAR, OR A
SOLAR PACKAGE FOR THEIR HOME . THEY ARE ALSO BUYING THEM
TO HELP ANOTHER AMERICAN GET HIS OR HER NEW ENERGY
EFFICIENT CAR, OR SOLAR PACKAGE ! SO IN ESSENCE
EVERYTIME YOU BUY A TICKET, YOU THE AMERICAN ARE HELPING
TO LOWER THE DEPENDENCY ON GAS, AND NUCLEAR POWER ! ITS
YOU THAT IS HELPING TO CREATE JOBS WHICH IN RETURN WILL
STRENGTHEN AMERICAS ECONOMY ! ITS YOU THAT IS HELPING TO
LOWER DANGEROUS UNHEALTHY FUEL EMISSIONS FROM OUR
ATMOSPHERE ! ITS YOU THAT IS HELPING TO INSURE THE NOT
SO SURE FUTURE GENERATIONS IN WHICH OUR CHILDREN, THEIR
CHILDREN, AND SO ON AND SO FORTH WILL HAVE TO LIVE,
WORK, AND BREATH THE UNHEALTHY AIR THAT OUR GENERATION
IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ! ITS YOU ME WE AND US THAT HAS TO
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR ALL FUTURES OF FREEDOM IN ORDER
FOR OUR COUNTRY TO SET AN EXAMPLE SO THAT AMERICAS
FUTURE GENERATIONS WILL NOT HAVE THE OPTIONS TO MAKE
THESE SAME MISTAKES ! IF WE WORK TOGETHER THERE IS
NOTHING THAT WE AS AMERICANS CANNOT ACCOMPLISH !
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THIS IS NO JOKE, YOU ARE BIDDING ON A CHUNK OF SOAP IN A
BAG ! ( SYMBOL OF CLEAN AMERICAN ENERGY )
THE CHALLENGE
NOW, BILLIONAIRES & MILLIONAIRES OF THE U.S.A, LIKE MR.
T. BOONE PICKENS OR ANY OTHERS THAT AGREE THAT WE NEED
TO FIND BETTER WAYS TO CREATE ENERGY, NOT ONLY FOR OUR
GENERATION, BUT ALL GENERATIONS TO COME ! NOT JUST FOR
MY CHILDREN BUT THEIR CHILDREN AND SO ON AND SO FORTH !
AFTER THIS GENERATION IS GONE FROM THIS EARTH I WOULD
LIKE TO KNOW THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND ALL
AMERICANS RESIDING WITHIN OUR BOARDERS. WHETHER IT BE A
CENTURY, TWO CENTURIES, OR ONE THOUSAND CENTURIES FROM
THIS DAY, WILL STILL HAVE A SAFE, FREE, AND PROSPEROUS
COUNTRY WHERE THEY CAN ALWAYS FEEL SAFE FROM THE
TERRIBLE FUTURES OF FEAR THAT AMERICA IS FACING TODAY,
AND WILL CONTINUE TO FACE IF GREAT AND RICH
MEN,WOMEN,AND GOVERNMENT AMERICANS DO NOT STAND UP FOR
THEIR COUNTRY AND SET EXAMPLES FOR FUTURE GREAT AND RICH
MEN,WOMEN,AND GOVERNMENT AMERICANS THAT WILL SOMEDAY
HAVE TO FACE NOT ONLY SOME OF THE SAME, BUT ALL NEW AND
DIFFERENT CHALLENGES OF THEIR FUTURE GENERATIONS ! I
LOOK TOWARDS THE FUTURE, AND WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE IS
THIS ENERGY CRISIS THAT WE ARE FACING RIGHT NOW GONE
FROM OUR COUNTRY, AND INSTEAD A COUNTRY THAT KNOWS
WITHOUT A DOUBT WHAT IT TAKES TO ACHIEVE WHAT IS SO VERY
HARD FOR US TO ACHIEVE IN THE PRESENT DAY AND TIME ! I
BELIEVE THAT SOMEDAY IF THE GREAT AMERICANS OF THIS
COUNTRY DO NOW WHAT AMERICANS ARE VERY CAPABLE OF DOING,
WHICH IS ACHIEVING GREATNESS ! THEN SOMEDAY THERE WILL
BE NO ENERGY CRISIS, BUT INSTEAD WHEN CHILDREN GO TO
SCHOOL, THEY WILL ATTEND A MANDATORY CLASS TITLED "CLEAN
AMERICAN ENERGY 101" ! IF YOU READ THIS LISTING PLEASE
TELL OTHERS ABOUT IT ! I AM NOT CONSIDERED RICH NOR
IMPORTANT, BUT THERE ARE THOSE IN AMERICA THAT ARE VERY
RICH, AND IN A TIME OF CRISIS COULD STAND UP AND PROVE
THEMSELVES TO BE VERY IMPORTANT ! NOW, LET THIS LISTING
AND THIS SOAP BE A SYMBOL OF CLEAN ENERGY THAT IS NOT
BOUGHT FROM OTHER COUNTRYS, BUT ENERGY THAT IS PRODUCED
FOR AMERICANS, BY AMERICANS, AND IN AMERICA !
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THIS IS A CHALLENGE TO ALL OF THE MILLIONAIRES AND
BILLIONAIRES IN THIS COUNTRY !
BID ON THIS SOAPY SYMBOL OF CLEAN AMERICAN ENERGY, AND
THIS POOR MAN WILL DO WHAT HE CAN TO HELP SOLVE THE
ENERGY CRISIS !
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PLEASE TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS LISTING !
FRIENDS, STRANGERS, RICH OR POOR, THE MEDIA, TV NEWS
MAJOR NETWORKS, LOCAL NEWS, NEWS PAPERS, GOVERNMENT ! IF
YOU CAN THINK OF ANY OTHER WAYS TO GET THIS LISTING
HEARD BY THE PUBLIC IT WILL BE MUCH APPRECIATED ! PLEASE
HELP ME PROVE THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE RICH TO GET
NATIONAL MEDIA ATTENTION FOR AN IMPORTANT AMERICAN ISSUE
! I AND OTHERS HAVE CONTACTED MAJOR NETWORKS AND HAVE
BEEN OVERLOOKED UP TO THIS POINT, BUT I WILL CONTINUE TO
RELIST THIS SYMBOL BECAUSE OF THE GREAT IMPORTANCE TO
HELP FIX THIS ENERGY CRISIS !
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WE WILL RELIST THIS ITEM UNTIL SOMEONE BIDS, OR UNTIL WE
ARE BROKE !
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PLEASE HELP US MAKE OUR CLEAN ENERGY DREAMS A REALITY !
NOT JUST FOR OUR GENERATION, BUT ALL GENERATIONS TO COME
! WE MUST DO THIS FOR OUR DESCENDENTS, IN ORDER TO
INSURE THAT THEY WILL NOT SUFFER FOR OUR ENERGY MISTAKES
!
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THIS IS NOT A JOKE !
PLEASE TAKE THIS ADD VERY SERIOUS !
DO NOT BID IF YOU CANNOT PAY !
ALL EBAYERS THAT READ THIS LISTING PASS IT ON TO SOMEONE
ELSE !
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR ATTENTION !
GOD BLESS AMERICA !
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